Venom: Hey Eddie the way this guy's acting....it's all a facade I can tell. I've seen it all before.

Eddie: (I agree with you venom but all we can do is play along for now.)

Millie: Hey baby why haven't I met your pa before?

Moxxie:Well uh you know i-it's just, never been a-

Crimson: Hey you two move it before it gets cold.

Moxxie: Look look Millie we can talk about it later.

Millie takes Moxxie's hand and both enter the house with Blitza Y/N and Eddie. Crimson's smile fades then snaps his fingers and enters the house. The two men standing at the door follow him inside closing the door behind them. Inside Crimson prepares a drink for Blitza.

Crimson: So Blitza ya always been a hitman?

Blitza: No no not always. Yeah (takes the drink from Crimson) I was in the circus for a long time.

Crimson: Show business! Good money in that.

Everyone sits in the room in an awkward silence. Y/N doesn't remove his eyes from crimson. Y/N has come to always trust in what his head and gut were telling and both were telling him the same thing.

Crimson was not to be trusted.

Moxxie: (looks over to Blitza) What are we doing here...(looks at crimson) sir?

Crimson: (rolls eyes) Moxxie I raised you better than that. (lights cigar) Ya know there's no business before dinner. Besides we're still waitin' on one more.

Eddie: And who would this final guest of honour be?

On que the last guest kicks his way into the house making an entrance.

On que the last guest kicks his way into the house making an entrance

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Guest: Woo hoohoo what is up, party people?!

Millie and Moxxie: Chaz?! (to each other) Wait what?

Moxxie: You know him?

Millie: (groans) You remember that "ex" I was talking about?

Carnage: Oh you've got to fucking kidding me.

Y/N: This guy is Moxxie's ex!?

Y/N growls at chaz who nervously backs off and walks over and hugs Moxxie and Millie.

Chaz: Looks like I got two big sex reunions today. How lucky am I?

Millie: (surprised) Did you date her too?

Chaz: Ha yeah. No big deal but I usually bone half the people in any room I'm in-

Blitza: Are you fucking kidding me?! There's someone who's fucked both of you?!

Moxxie pushes Chaz's arms off of herself and Millie.

Moxxie: It was a long time ago.

Chaz: But I still remember it like it was yesterday. You a fledgling mafioso! Me the dashing and extremely sexy muscle! It was like it was written in the stars.

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