IM RAD!

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I wake up to the ugly mean butthole lady try to climb in my ear I swing my head around
"how dare you" I  say 😡. But while swing my head around I "accidentally" drop her of the house we spent the night .on oh no I feel sooooooooooooooooooooooo bad. No I do not so I think I have to get her now I have the best idea ever I will jump to the ground very smart. :) so I jump and it's magic! AND I CAN FLYYYYYYY (elegant music starts to play) la la la i land gracefully just like me :) i take the small lady in the house and give her 35 scratches in the face .she then screams at me meh meh meh is all i here thought she is a turd and a big meanie I was saving my breakfast in that ear some people well attest every thing work out good 😊. Oh and btw IM AM THE MOST RAD Y HAVE EVER SEEEEEEEN!!!!!

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