Sable and Cereza are helping Lucifer's daughter Charlie in her redemption hotel.
Unfortunately for them they have to deal with the grudges of various sinners, the mockery of royalty and a cult that worships their brother Hound? Okay...
Hilarity ensu...
Sir Pentious: Oh this is great! Finaly I can kill two birds with one laser! (Looks for Alastor) Now where are you?
[Pentious pauses for a moment when he notices Alastor absent from the freshly made hole. He then looks to see him sipping coffee on the balcony of the second floor.]
Sir Pentious: Oh there you are - Face my wrath!
Alastor: Who are you?
Sir Pentious: Who am I? Who am I?! I am the great Ssssssir Pentiousssss!
Sable: Great may be a stretch.
[Alastor dissolves into fog as he descends to the ground, materializing aside Angel, Vaggie, Sable and Charlie who are in the scene watching Sir Pentious's zeppelin.]
Sir Pentious: Inventor, architect of dessstruction, villain extraordinaire!
EggBois: Ooh you tell 'em boss.
[Niffty appears on Alastor's right shoulder, clearly starstruck.]
Niffty: Ooooooh, he's a bad boy~
[Alastor scoops Niffty up and drops her to the ground.]
Alastor: Ha, well if all that's true, you'd think I'd have heard of you.
Sir Pentious: I attacked you literally last week.
Sable: And over the course of like 5 years.
[Alastor cocks his head.]
Sir Pentious: We've done battle, like... 20 times.
Sable: Well, I told you have been really bad at this.
Sir Pentious: Silence! Now cower! For when I've ssslain you, the almighty Vees will finally acknowledge me as their equal.
[Niffty reappears on Alastor's shoulder.]
Niffty: Ooh! Wait, who are the Vees?
Alastor/Sable: Oh, nobody important.
[Cut to the Vees' headquarters. A large crowd is in front of a store as they watch an advertisement on the tvs facing the window showing off a spy drone.]
Ad: New VoxTek designer voyeur scopes, Peeping on the neighbors has never been more stylish. VoxTek! Trust us with your money!
[Crowd immediately enters the store and stampedes out with boxes with voyeur scopes. then cuts to random people watching their computers laptops and phones, and reveals their eyes signifying the work of hypnosis.]
Ad: This week's episode of "Yeah, I Fucked Your Sister, So What?" is brought to you by VoxTek. Trust us with your entertainment!
[Shifts to tapping fingers as we enter a large room with tvs showing off numerous consumers as "trust us" repeats and overlaps. Electricity courses as Vox stands up from his chair laughing maniacally from his viewer's consumerism.]
Vox: Muhahaha! Now that's good television!
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