The Bizarro Dreams are parody remakes of classic Saint Seiya. Hades OVAs included. This story only covers the Bizarro Dreams for years 1 to 3. Read the Campus Sanctuary trilogy for the main plot. Screenshots edited as visual novels! Not every episod...
Date of event: July 26, Thursday - week 4 (year 1)
Original: EP13 - Dragon! A Burning Friendship!
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(Bizarro Dreams episode 13)
[Shiryu and Black Dragon face off]
Black Dragon – Get ready to die, Dragon!
[they exchange blows until Black Dragon knocks him. Shiryu gets up and notices Black Dragon gone]
Shiryu – He disappeared into the darkness. I'd better do the same.
[however, Shiryu gets exposed]
Shiryu – How is able to see me?
Black Dragon's voice – You moved right.
Shiryu – Seriously, where are you, Black Dragon?
Black Dragon's voice – Left, right! Left, right!
[Shiryu gets hits left and right in the darkness]
Shiryu (thinking) Wait a sec. The voice and hits come from slightly different directions. I see. This must be the mysterious shadow Shun warned me about.
[Black Dragon appears in the open]
Black Dragon – You're no worthy rival.
Shiryu – Don't be so sure, Black Dragon. I'm going to hit... your ally!
Black Dragon – What?!
[Shiryu's blow hits the Black Dragon's blind twin, killing him on spot]
Black Dragon – Brother!
Shiryu – So he was telling you where to strike.
Black Dragon – Okay, turns out you're worthy after all.
Shiryu – You're sure don't seem affected.
Black Dragon – Why would I? I'm not the sentimental type.
Shiryu – What? You would sell out even your brother?
Black Dragon – It's every man for himself. We Black Saints are the same.
Shiryu – Not cool! Now we'll settle for real.
[the two exchange blows one after another, but Black Dragon has the upper hand and knocks Shiryu]
Shiryu – I'm bleeding and my armor's heavy...
Black Dragon – What's with the half-assed fighting and the bleeding? I see... you must've had your armor repaired. You used a lot blood, was that it? Then how come you arrive at such a sorry state?
