How HP characters react to different ships!

Jiliy (canon)

Box: Harry?

Future me: me just let her out

Past me: fine *snaps and the box disappears*

Lily: *runs and hugs harry*

Gred: we
Forge: have
Gred: all
Forge: the
Gred: marauders
Forge: right
Gred: in
Forge: front
Gred: of
Forge: us
Gred: and
Forge: we
Gred: haven't
Forge: reacted *both pass out from shock*

Lily: omg are they ok

Both mes: yarp

Lily: why am I here exactly

Both mes: for a ship

Lily: like NALISH

Hermione: you know NALISH

Lily: of course

Hermione: o. m. g.

Past me: anyways this ship is JILLY

James: we're married so ship.

Sirius: SHIPPPPPPPPPPPP

Harry: I wouldn't exist without this ship so ship

Both mes: definitely ship

Everyone else: ship

Me: now time for a photo montage!!!!!!!

Lily: what?

Everyone: oh no

Past Me: isn't it cute?

Future Me: how about this one?

Draco: *grabs bleach that appears* I want to die

Future Me: *takes bleach and drinks it* no

Past Me: this is also cute

Draco: give. me. the. bleach. back.

Past Me: *burps* no I drank it

Draco: HOW ARE YOU NOT DEAD

Both mes: *shrugs and takes another sip*

Future me: I don't know but it tastes good *takes another sip*

Hermione: *slaps the bleach out of my hands* stop your going to die

Future Me: *takes a sip from more bleach* no I won't

Hermione: WHERE DID YOU GET THAT

Past me: I can do anything *takes another sip*

James: I look ridikkulois

Both mes: I feel weird

Hermione: gee I wonder why

Both mes: I'm dizzy

Both mes: I don't feel so good *lands face first on the ground*