Agent:"Alright girls, time for some, Death Battles."
Anis:"Wait, Death Battles ? Those actually exist ?"
Agent:"Yeah. Anyway, time to put the SCP aside."
(I forgot to say this but this story is only Nikkes, no humans here.)
*cue Invader by Bryan Mantia and Peter Scaturro*
Wiz: The bounty hunter. Galactic pirates of living beings.
Boomstick: They blow shit up for cash.
Anis:"Bounty hunter ? I kind of forgot that they actually exist."
Helm:"Galatic pirates ?"
Agent:"Uh, well, pirates, but in space ?"
Red Hood:"Hang on, there are space Bounty Hunter !?"
Agent:"Yeah, they exist."
Red Hood:"Well, this is gonna be fun."
Wiz: A prime example is Boba Fett, the most feared bounty hunter in the galaxy.
Boomstick: But don't forget Samus Aran. She's so badass, whole planets explode when she's done with them. BOOM!
Anis:"Boba Fett and Samus Aran ? Well, this surely can't be that bad."
They now see a guy in a some kind of space suit that's, actually seems more advanced than what Eden can offer for. And the other one, she's wearing an armor that makes her looks like a guy. (I'm suck at describing so yeah.)
Red Hood:"Putting that aside, why are the 2 people who gonna talk to us about these two are named Wizard and Boomstick ?"
Agent:"Bruh, Red Hood, don't mind the name there, that's just, how they're called."
BOBA FETT
Wiz: Boba Fett is well known for his cunning, ruthlessness, and brute force. But his killer instinct relies on his diverse arsenal of death.
Boomstick: Plus, he wears the most badass spacesuit ever.
Anis:"So that's a spacesuit ? Gotta agreed that it looks cool."
Neon:"I wonder what kind of firepower he has."
Rapi:"..."
Wiz: That's no ordinary spacesuit, Boomstick; that's Fett's Mandalorian Armor, forged of nearly indestructible Duraplast, containing a micro-energy field for dispersing impacts.
Anis:"Mandalorian armor ?"
Neon:"Nearly indestructible Duraplast ?"
Rapi:"Containing a micro-energy field for dispersing impacts..."
Red Hood:"What the heck are those things ?"
Agent:"Something far, far away, in the further future."
Red Hood:"So they come from a very far future than us ?"
Agent:"Exactly."
Boomstick: This guy can have a freaking bomb blow up in his face and still walk away.
Anis:"Did I heard it right that he can have a freaking bomb blow up in his face and still walk away like nothing just happen ?!?"
Agent:"Yes, yes you did, heard it right."
Red Hood:"Now that is something I would love to have."
Wiz: His gauntlets house a flamethrower with a reach of 5 meters, a fibercord whip, and numerous concussion and stun missiles. His weapon of choice is his EE-3 Carbine Rifle, an extremely accurate and powerful weapon which Fett often cradles like a child.
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Nikkes react to Death Battles
FanfictionA story where the Nikkes react to Death Battles.