Stat Card 2: Featuring Mono.

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(Author here: Hello again, and happy New years everyone. I've been procrastinating a bit too much on this book, so I've made it my new year's resolution to keep up with it and keep it going. For today, I'm joined with a special guest, much like last time.)

Mono: "Wait

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Mono: "Wait.....wasn't I just on my bed?"

(Narrative plain can manually move faster or slower than normal time depending on the discretion of the writer using it. From an outside perspective, a few hundred years in hear is little more than a micro-second.)

Mono: "That's.......kinda cool......but.....why am I hear exactly?"

(Entertainment)

Mono: "Entertainment?"

(Yeah, see, we are essentially going to be discussing your stats. Even if your power doesn't follow traditional UnOrdinary rules. Oh, and before you ask, yes, you can freely break the 4th wall here.)

Mono: "I don't really know what the 4th wall is, but ok. Where do we start?"

(Oh, that's easy. 10 is the highest an individual stat can go. And the stats themselves are also pretty simple.)

(Like how power is simply how much your ability hurts when attacking. Defense, which is how well it can protect you from harm. Recovery for how well your ability can assist in repairing damage, bouncing back when staggered, and recovering stamina. Speed, which is just how fast it lets you move. And Trick, which is how creative and versatile you are able to be.)

Mono: "Ok."

(Power: 9)

Mono: "I guess that makes sense. My static can delete people with enough time. It works faster if I touch them. But there's always just a pixel wave I can send to flatten whatever my target is."

(Defense: 6)

Mono: "I can glitch projectiles out of existence. Aura-based projectiles aren't deleted but instead have their momentum sapped and harmlessly fall to the floor, or just get redirected. It probably won't save me if said projectile is too fast. I can also briefly turn parts of myself to pixels in the instance of a melee strike. It's taxing on my brain, though. Feeling a part of myself simply, not be......is......tedious for my brain to actually process."

(Recovery: 7)

Mono: "I don't really get tired.....I'm not sure why, but I can't tire out. I can also just glitch a wound gone, but that requires focus."

(Speed: 10)

Mono: "I can Teleport. It's....kinda simple, but not really? Since the mechanics behind teleporting are actually kinda complicated....."

(Trick: 8)

Mono: "My pixels and static can warp space and time to an extent. This lets me Drag people to me, violently repulse them away from me, teleport, delete, restore, enhance my voice, leave a glitching echo of myself for disorientation......yeah....it's a lot to keep track off....:("

(And that's your stat spread. Thanks for showing up, Mono. I'm sure they appreciate it.)

Mono: "No problem.......wait.......they?"

(Oh yeah....The readers.)

Mono: "YOU MEAN I WAS BEING WATCHED THIS ENTIRE TIME?!?! WHAT THE F*CK!!?!?"

(Chill, bro, they can't hurt you.)

Mono: "GET ME OUT GET ME OUT GET ME OUT!!! YOU F**KING B*ST*ARD!!!"

(Thank God for the censor button...)

Mono: "WHY AM I BEING F*CKING BLEEPED!?!?! BRING YOUR B*TCH @$$ OVER HERE!!!"

(OH GIVE ME A BREAK-)

**CRUNCH!**

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(*cough, cough.* my spine-)

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