24. A Soft Head massage

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Neil- Accha. Toh agr tumhe koi kaam hi nahi hai, toh Arya k holidays kyun waste karwa rhi ho?

She gives a crossed look.

Neil- Yes? And issey yeh prove hota hai ki tum jhoot bol rhi ho. (She widens her eyes) And that, you should take her somewhere.

His phone chimes.

Mini- Tum social media mein kyun nahi ho?

Neil- Hoon toh sahi? One sec. Have you searched me?

Mini😶

Neil- Have you stalked me on the internet?

Mini- No. I mean,.... Sync? Contracts synched hote hai na accounts ke saath, toh...

He smirks

Neil- Mera account synched nahi hai. Neither I use it much.

The phone chimes again.

Mini- Who's it? (modestly)

Neil- (sighs) Org hai koi. Yahan paas mein koi food fest hone wala hai shayad.

Mini- Oh ya! Mujhe bhi message aaya tha. Kaafi bade level pe ho raha hai. Poore Punjab ke food enthusiasts dekhne aayenge. I think hum logon ko bhi jaana chahiye. Poori Patiala Babes team ko.

Neil- Yeah... Sounds good.

Mini- Tired ho?

Neil- Me?

Mini- Of course you. Kaisi sadhi si shakal bana rakhi hai. Kisi ne tumhara bank loot liya ho jaise.

Neil huffs is disbelief.

Mini- Headache hai?

Neil - (scruples) Thoda sa.

Mini stands up- Chalo.

Neil- Where?

Mini- Andar. (She commands pointing to her room)

Neil- Kyun- ( And now she's pulling his arm) Lekin kis liye, suno toh-

Mini- A re Baitho pehle.

(He's bumped on her bed)

Mini- Seedhe baitho. ( She pulls out a shiny, plastic bottle from the drawer and pours something transparent on her palm.)

Neil- Yeh kya hai?

Mini- Oil?

Neil- What! Kiske liye?

Mini rolls her eyes- Yahan sar kiska dukh raha hai? Usi ke liye of course.

Neil- Nahi nahi. Main tel wel nahi lagata. -

Mini- A re? Tume sar dard hai, tel toh lagana padega?

Neil- No no no. I don't like. Main, main sota hoon, theek ho jayega.

Mini- Han so jana. Yeh laga lo.

( She puts it on his head. He stands up in panic)

Neil- A re! ( trying to see it on the mirror) A re, kya hai yeh! Chip-chipa (touching it) Kya kar rahi ho!

Mini- Oil toh chipchipa hi hoga na? Itna kya chidchida rahe ho? Aur tel se kaun chidchidata hai? (she chuckled)

Neil- A re bhaii. (Still making faces)

Mini stands up and comes between him and the mirror. She stands on her toes to reach his hair again. His eyes close in reflex. A palm opened behind her, so he can hold her just if she stumbles.

Mini- Baith jao na! I can't see it.

He grunts like Arya, drama king. She smirks. He sits down, and stares up at her. Her brows raise in confusion.

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