A Book of Jeremike One-shots

~Drunk~

~Jeremys POV~

Finally! I thought, hearing the 6 am bell go off. "Ok! Now that work is over, who wants to go get drunk?" Vincent said, smirking slightly. "We all need a good drink after today. We almost did die about 20...thousand...times." It was saturday, and we were hired for over time, so... "Yea! Sounds good!" At least they didn't remember that bet... Then only one would be alive... Ugh, sometimes they can be idiots. "B-But Mike-" Vincent patted me on the back. "Come on, Jere... Are you gonna be a party pooper?..." Mike stuck his tongue out at me playfully. "Yea... Jerebear come on! If you don't do this...then I will no longer let you have any lemons in the house."

Oh.my.god... He wouldn't...

I went silent. "...they a-are nOT LEMONS!! MICHAEL SCHMIDT, HOW MANY TIMES DO I HAVE TO TELL YOU THEY ARE LIMONZ!!" Mike and Vincent both looked at me in astonishment. D-Did I just yell?! O-Oh shit... I cringed inwardly as Mike walked up to me slowly. When he was in front of me, his face had no expression. I flinched and held my arms over my head. "I-I'm s-so sorry! P-Please d-don't hit m-me!" I felt tears start running down my face. I felt four arms wrap around me. I opened my eyes to see both Vincent and Mike hugging me. I let the tears keep falling as I hugged them both back.

"T-Thank you, M-Mike and Vincent... C-Can we go g-get drunk off our a-asses now?" I asked, smiling slightly at their surprised faces. Vincent let me go and ran down the hall. I heard a muffled noise from him, but I didn't really care. I care about Mike. He is the one I love, but... I just can't tell him... I saw Toy Chica in the hall with Vincent. "J-J-Jeremike! T-That's so cute!" She said, her voice glitching as she returned to the stage. I saw Mike walk up to Vincent. "The fuck! How did that furry fuck leave the stage?!" I started walking towards them. "Don't worry, Mikey~ I only did that once. I fixed it already."

I sighed and walked past them. "Ok, s-screw you guys, i-i'm going home." (°U°) Mike grabbed me and picked me up bridal style. "Oh no you don't! We're getting drunk, remember?" I sighed. "So... You want to go to a bar at six o'clock in the morning? What bar is open at six?" Mike asked Vincent. He facepalmed. "I never said we were going to a bar. We're all going to my house! It's pretty big, my adorable Scott is there, and i've got a shit load of beer." He said, smirking. "Ok den..."

~timeskip to Vincent's house cause admin needs sleep eventually, instead of being Vincent's Boyfriend in Tomodatchi Life~

"Ok! We're here!" Vincent said, pulling up to his house. He rushed to the door and let us in. "Oh Scottie!~ I'm home!~ And i've brought a few friends!~" I saw Scott come down the stairs, in his usual phone hat, and in...a maids dress?! I heard Mike burst into laughter next to me. "Holy FUCK!! Scott, what.... What the fuck are you wearing!" Mike said, laughing even more. Vincent walked up to Scott and pulled him close. I heard Vincent whisper something into Scotts ear, making him shudder. "Ok! Time to get drunk!" Mike said, smiling a bunch.

I saw Scott leave and come back a minute later with four six-packs of beer. "So... Are you Vincent's servant, or nah?" Mike asked. Vincent smirked. "Yea, you can call him that...~" We all drank a beer, even Scott. Apparently there was some sort of flap so he could eat and drink without taking his mask off. I was starting to feel dizzy, and my vision was blury. "M-Mike... I'm starting to feel -hic- weird..." I giggled slightly, seeing his smile. "Holy shit! Are you seriously drunk already?!" I saw him laugh along with everyone else. I did too.

We all kept drinking, and I zoned out, because the next think I knew, was everyone ooo-ing and Mike smirking at me. "You really -hic- love me, Jerebear...?" He looked at me dead in the eye. I really told him that?! I froze and nodded slightly, waiting for rejection. I felt Mike pick me up and go to a room. Woah, wait...what?

~WARNING: Smut ahead :3~

I felt him pin my arms above my head, kissing me roughly. I felt a blush creep onto my face as his tongue made his way into my mouth. I moaned slightly as he started sucking on my tongue. He pulled back, smiling and panting. "So, you're liking this, aren't you~" He trailed his kisses to my neck, licking up an down on it. I tried to fight back the moans, but I failed, moaning quietly as he started sucking on my sweet spot. "M-Mike...~ K-Keep it -hic- up...~" I felt my shirt slip off as Mike left a hickey on my neck, trailing his kisses down to my chest. He was playing with one and sucking on the other, making me a moaning mess. I had a feeling that my face looked as red as a cherry bomb. (^u^)

I saw Mike take off his shirt and pants, leaving him in his boxers. He slowly rubbed my bulge through my pants, making me pant and groan. "S-Stop teasing m-me...~" I panted out. He pulled down my pants and boxers. He grabbed my member and started pumping it. I arched my back, moaning loudly. Yea, this was my first time, and I was drunk, but at least i'm losing it to someone I love. "M-Mike!~ P-Pump -hic- me faster!~" I moaned out, drooling slightly and arching my back more. I could feel myself getting close, but he stopped pumping and pulled down his boxers. I wimpered slightly, wanting to do this already. "H-Hurry -hic- up...~" I smiled as he positioned himself and shoved into me dry.

I cried out, tearing up. He gave me a minute or so to adjust, then I nodded. He started thrusting slowly and I moaned quietly. When he started thrusting faster, he started kissing me roughly, keeping me from moaning too loud. He stopped kissing me as he licked and bit my neck, going deeper in me. He hit my prostate (aka. G-spot) and I screamed out Mikes' name. I felt myself cum on my stomach and chest with him cumming inside me. I shuddered as he pulled out of me and layed down next to me, pulling me into his chest. "I love you, Jeremy..." I heard him mumble before a slight snore. "I love you -hic- too, Mikey." I snuggled into his chest, falling asleep.

~timeskip to morning~

I heard a click and I shot up to see Vincent, Scott, and Fritz there, smiling and giggling with Vincent holding a tape up. Oh, fuck me again...

XD no regrets m8. Oh, guess what? In 2 dayz, it'll be mah birthday! :D
Too bad my friends can't come over... Ugh, I hate my parents... They took away my b-day just because I talked back to them...
I hate my life sometimes... TnT