Stoffel: Guys?
Pascal: What?
Stoffel: Tf are you doing here
Pascal: Nice to see you too 😐
Stoffel: Whatever
Stoffel: GUYS
Nando: What?
Stoffel: Nico
Hulk: Eh?
Stoffel: JIJ NIET!
[NOT YOU!]Stoffel: IN HEMELSNAAM IS HET NIET ZO MOEILIJK OM OP ZIJN VERDOMDE NAAM TE REAGEREN!!!
[FOR HEAVEN'S SAKE IT'S NOT THAT HARD TO REACT TO HIS GOD DAMN NAME!!!]Hulk: 😐
Stoffel: I didn't even wanted @Nico to react on his name
Hulk: Than what do you want?
Stoffel: Yesterday evening when you had that meeting he run through the hallway of my hotel room with tears streaming down his face :(
Jenson: I just know that he didn't leave his room since then
Romain: How comes so?
Jenson: We had a meeting about god knows what and he didn't appeared.
Nico: Sorry
Lewis: You can't even do that?
Nico: Hey Danny
Daniel: Wassup
Nico: Quando torni? Non voglio vedere quel bastardo.
[When are you coming back? I don't want to see that bastard.]Daniel: L'ho dimenticato. Darò un'occhiata tra un minuto.
[I forgot it. I'll have a look in a minute.]Nico: 😐
Daniel: Ad un certo punto del pomeriggio. Verrò nella tua stanza d'albergo, ok? Tanto so dov'è.
[At some point this afternoon. I'll just come to your hotel room, okay? I know where it is anyway.]Nico: 👍
Seb: Intersting
Romain: Intersting indeed
Nando: Very much
Massa: Ugh 🙄
Seb: GET THE FUCK OUTTA THERE YOU LITTLE SHIT
Mark: Can somebody kill me pls 🙏
Nando: Fuck no kms first bitch, there ain't no way I'm saving someone else before me
Jenson: I'm out, Romain pack your things we're leaving the country
Romain: Already in the car 🫡
Kimi: You're cute when you're angry :)
Seb: Oh really?
Seb: THEN HOLD UP I'M ABOUT TO GET REALLY FUCKING ADORABLE
Kimi: It was nice knowing you
Carlos: We should pray
Max: But Kimi is God?
Carlos: 🛐🛐🛐👺👺👺👺👹👹👹👹👹👹👹👹👹🛐🛐🛐🛐🛐🛐🛐🛐🛐🛐🛐🛐👺👺👺👺👺👺👺👺👺👺👺👺👺👹👹👹👹👹👹👹👹👹👹👹
Max: Okay?
Max: 🛐🛐🛐🛐🛐🛐🛐🛐🛐🛐🛐🛐🛐🛐🛐🛐🛐🛐🛐🛐🛐🛐🛐🛐🛐🛐🛐🛐🛐🛐🛐🛐🛐🛐🛐🛐🛐🛐🛐🛐🛐🛐🛐🛐🛐🛐🛐🛐🛐🛐🛐🛐🛐🛐🛐🛐🛐🛐🛐🛐🛐🛐🛐🛐🛐🛐
Val:
Kimi: Bwoah
Stoffel: So we will ignore the fact that Seb is chasing Kimi with a pan while screaming "I'LL SHOW YOU FUCKING CUTE" and Kimi jumping into a hedge to flee?
Daniil: You learn to just accept these things to not get too traumatised
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F1 Group Chat ◇ 2016 EDITION
FanfictionMy lovely Stroopwafels, it's time for a new group chat. As you can see it's a 2016 edition. So, 7 years ago. The good old times eh? 🥹 BoyxBoy DriverxDriver