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Pieces of memories [CH-3]

1 year ago in Mumbai, 

A lady was offering her prayers in a Buddhist temple emerging on her own self she was chanting loudly without any haste,

"Heeey, bhagwan meri nalayak bachche ko thodasa akal de do , uski sakal per karwahat ke badle kabhi kabar thoda muskurahat bhi honi chahiye ki nehi sara din agar aise time bomb banke jagah jagah phati rahe toh bhala koun karegi usse shadi ..."

" Maa ye matrimonial site thodi hain mandir hain yhaan shadi ki aarji kyu laga rahi hain aap?? " Some one questioned but soon get quiet after receiving a tight slap for the elderly lady ...

Meanwhile other people got disturbed by her thunderous voice and one of them came to protest,
" excuse me aunty ji.. "  but there was no response from the lady as she totally engrossed in her prayers with closed eyes but this time that protester man called louder,
"Aunty ji , aunty ji get up and stop..." 

Hearing this the lady shifted her gaze and throw a immediate slap on the person's cheek , "ama bhagwan se 2/3 saal chota insaan tu humko aunty bolta hain ... " 

"aunty ji dekhiye aap mujhpe aise haat nei utha sakti bhagwan ke samne, woh sab dekh rahe hain .."
the protester man cry out rubbing his hands on the cheek

" Bhagwan dekh rahe hain na iss liye ek hi gaal par mara warna dusra pe bhi haatho ka stamp laga dete nalayak naspite...bhaag..." The lady said and got back to her prayers again.

" Excuse me bhaiya ek free ka tips
I want to give you , never call a lady aunty khash kar ke meri Maa ko toh kabhi nehi " a person said pulling the protester beside who's with the that lady.

" Dekhiye Uncle aap un aunty ko thoda sa dhire prarthana karne boliye yhaan baki log bhi hai jo prayer kaar rahe hain .." the poor protester man said still rubbing his cheeks..

"E bap re aab samajha main tum chanta kyun deserve karte ho . Main Kahan se Tera uncle lag raha hu dinosaur ki zamaane ki insaan..!
Am Billu the spy  Salam karo mujhe." 
The man said rasing his collar.

By then the lady finished with her prayers and came towards their banter and asked, "kya chal Raha hain billu tu iske sath kya timepass kar raha hain ..?  Chal der ho rahi hain humko" 

" Okay maa chaloo .." billu replied and they proceed towards the exit . 

"Ama Billa main aur nehi chal sakti, aab tak ek taxi nehi  roka ja raha hain kya tujhse kya khaak spy banga re tu ..." The lady said .

"Haa Umar bhi toh ho gayi hain na maa..., Aap mere samne manlo koi nei sun raha .." billu replied with a sheepish grin

"ama thappad chaiye kya tujhe bhi ? ja taxi rok doctor ke paas aaj hi Jana hai.." the lady chided with irritation.

Afterwards when no vehicles were available the lady moved towards a car which was standing beside the temple for long and she asked for a ride but to her bad the driver was the same person who got slapped by the lady inside the temple and he's now on a huge denial for any kind of ride request. 

"Dekhiye aunt...Mera matlab didi ye meri Madam ki car hai woh abhi aati hongi aap jaye yhaan se dusra gadi dhundh lijiye .."  the man said.

" Chalo maa hum dusri gadi dhundhte hain..." Saying this billu was about to move with the elderly lady but someone stopped them ...

"Ek minute rukiye.." 

They trun back n saw a young beautiful lady staring at them with a smile offering the ride by opening the door indicating inside the car..