So for this one you're a male. (Sorry to the ladies!) You're either gay. Also credit to the person who made the cover! More information will be in the info page! Also I do not own any of the SMG4 characters or the plot. I only own (Y/n) aka SMG5
They all leave and helped you back to your normal self.
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Five walks in and sees Four and Three in the living room. Four is doing something on his laptop (probably editing a video) and Three is scrolling through instagram.
Five: Hey guys I'm going to a party later this evening.
Four: Are you going to be drinking?
Five, confused: No?
Three: Are you going to have s-x?
Five: The hell? No!
Four: Are you going to be doing drugs?
Five: No.
Three and Four: THEN WHY ARE YOU GOING?!
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Four is behind a wall- Three has food in his hand.
Four: RAHHHH!
Three: AHHH! Stop dude! I could've dropped my croissant.
Four: Pfff-
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Five: Is it weird that we pay money to see other human beings?
Mario: Are you talking about prostitution, Moises, or airplane tickets?
Five, mortified: Uh..glasses..but oh my god...
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Cloud: Hey, who would win in a fight, predator or Kevin from home alone.
Four: Hm...
Four: How much prep time does Kevin get?
Cloud: 24 hours
Four: Oh the predator's fucked.
Cloud: I KNOW RIGHT?!
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Five: Hey, what flavor of ice cream would you be?
Four: Uh..vanilla.
Three: VANILLA?! You basic bi-ch, I would be pistachio.
Four: 'cause no one likes you?
Five burst into laughter as Three looks at Four with astonishment while Four grins.
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Five: A, B, C, D, E, F, Gun!
Mario shoots Five in the face.
Mario hears something.
Mario: Why do I hear boss music?
Four and Three crashes in through the wall and T-pose floating over to him.
Mario: MAAAAAAMAAAAHAHHHHHHHH-
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Cloud: So, I saw you hanging out with Four the other day...
Storm, scared: Cloud, it's not what it looks like!
Cloud with a crazed eyes: I WONT HESITATE, BI-CH! reloads a gun
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Five, typing on his laptop: 'How to make the perfect BLT'
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Five, eating the BLT: And there you go!
Four and Three: That's too much bacon!!
Mario, also eating the BLT: No it's not!
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Five has a box of Life cereal and pours it into a bowl, all that comes out is lemons.
Five, holding a lemon: when life gives you lemons!
Music plays in the background
Five: You SQUEEZE them in life's eyes!
Five squeezes lemon juice right into the authors eyes.
