Part 2

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Y/n povs
After some troll said stop the wedding we all looked at him while he went down and i ran to poppy to ask her if she knew what in the glitter was happening and she looked just as confused as me while branch was just branch but weirder.
"Um.. bridget do you know this guy??" Gristle said.
I can't remember all my suitors, grissy" bridget said.
"Sorry is this bad timing?.. i'm just trying to find a troll named...WHOO BABY BRANCH!!" The very strange but also familar troll said very happy
" uh, you're making a mistake stranger that looks similar to me theres no branch here" branch said.
"Look at you, you got so big you're not a branch anymore you're more like a trunk, junk in the trunk." The weird troll said while slapping branch.. on his ass?
" i bet you i can still pick you up" he said while trying to pick branch up " come on, ooh, you got heavy" he said while still trying to pick branch up
"Aah! There goes my back, oh, charley horse, oh god, Aah! Two charley horses" he said
( IT FELT REALLY WEIRD TO TYPE THAT)
" HEY! Stop right there!, you put my boyfriend down tell us who you are and what you want!" Poppy said very angry.
"Ow!" Branch said while he was put to the ground.
" oh, youre right he said totally rude of me didnt introduce myself im branch's brother" he said very chill.
"WHAT?" Poppy and i said at the same time.
"Ooh drama! Corn me, dinkles" tiny diamond said.
" correction used to be my brother not anymore" branch said.
" hey um remember when i said you should open up to me or y/n and be real" poppy said
"Well" branch said
" you couldve started by telling me and y/n you had a secret brother!!" Poppy said kind of mad.
"Former brother" branch added
"THATS NOT HOW DNA WORKS" poppy screamed.
"Dad did you know about this" i said
" what would i know about secret family members?" Dad said.
" oh my gosh i was being so rude!.. ive never met anyone from branch's family before im poppy branch's girlfriend and this is y/n my sister should we hug, fist-bump,smile and wave for now and see where the night takes us?" poppy said
while branch stood very mad behind poppy and i just stood there akward.
"All of the above" branch's brother said
"...wait i know you you're the guy from brozone we were just listening to them!!" Poppy said.
" yeah brozone!!" Almost all trolls said.
" oh wait wait wait wait wait dont tell me um well oke youre not the heartthrob" poppy said
Well thats your opinion..i" he said kind of insulted.
" the fun one? No youre kind of uptight.." poppy said.
"Uptight!?" The troll said while looking at poppy.
"Mm, not the sensitive one, either" poppy said
"Okay a lot of assumptions for someone you just met 30 seconds ago" he said kind of hurt by poppys words.
"Oh Oh! Ive got it youre John Dory!" Poppy said.
" the leader" John Dory said.
" the old one" poppy said
"Uh sorry to interrupt but we lose the venue at 11:00, so..." king gristle said
"Shh im trying to listen very hot gossip" bridget said.
"So if if youre branchs bro" i started
" then that means that all the other brozone bros" poppy said
" are branch's bros to" i finished
"BRANCH HOW COME YOU NEVER TOLD US" poppy and i said in sync.
"Because its complicated" branch said
"Oh,sweetie'cause you werent in the band" poppy said
"Branch was in the band all right" John Dory said.
"WHAT!?" Poppy and i said again in sync
"No way wich one was he?"poppy said.
"Bitty B"John Dory said
"Bitty B? No thats impossible Bitty B had glasses"poppy said
" ohh and a diaper" John Dory said
"🎶Aa-aa-aand🎶A falsetto made of gold not that anyone cared but thats all in the past because they stopped being my brothers the day they walked out on me and neven came back" branch said the last part very mad.
" whoa whoa whoa thats not fair branch i did come back but no one was there it-it wasnt until i heard about you saving the world from the rock apocalypse that i realized you were even still alive" John Dory said.
" oh thats-thats so sweet he realized i was still alive 20 years to late!" Branch screamed.
"Branch calm down" i said while poppy went in between John Dory and branch to stop them from fighting
" hi sorry he gets hangry if he skips breakfast" poppy said.
" i had breakfast it was avocado toast with 2 poached eggs some cayenne for a little kick and you know what it was delightful"branch said
"Branch whats going on with you" i said

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