Swerve | 𝑷.𝑮.

Part 6

Red Bull's Second Driver
OH MY GOD
GUYS THERE IS NO NEED TO PANIC
CALM DOWN EVERYONE! ITS OKAY
ITS ONLY NICO ROSBERG
AKA. POUNDLAND BRITNEY SPEARS
AKA. THE GUY WHO BEAT SEVEN-TIME
WORLD CHAMPION LEWIS HAMILTON
IN EQUAL MACHINERY

The Guy Who Left No Space
Now I remember the reason behind my
hatred for you!

Hammer Time No More
THANK YOU, FRANCESCA

Red Bull's Second Driver
YOUR SO WELCOME LEWIS❤️

Sid the Sloth
I have her phone

'Multi-21, Seb'
Thank you, Max

'09 Champ
NO FRAN COME BACK😢

Honey Badger
JENSON WE CAN SAVE HER💪🏻

Sid the Sloth
"I'm not a damsel in distress...But Jenson
could come save me any day of the week"
- Francesca
"I can't believe you just revealed that to the
entire groupchat, Max. I'm gonna kill you
whilst your sleeping or abandon you at
another petrol station like your dad did"
- Francesca
"I think that's slightly to far if you ask me"
- Max
"Jenson and Daniel could both run me down with their cars and I'd be the one apologising-
MAX EMILIAN VERSTAPPEN!"
- Francesca

Honey Badger
OH MY GOD FRAN YOU LOVE ME!?😲

'09 Champ
BAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA🤣

Red Bull's Second Driver
FUCK YOU MAX
AND I WILL ABANDON YOU AT THE
PETROL STATION SO DONT TEST ME
HEY GUYS HEY GUYS
MAX WANTS TO FUCK CHARLES

Sid the Sloth
NOOOOOO
NOOOOOO
ABSOLUTELY NOT
NO I DEFINTELY DO NOT

Honey Badger
Real convincing😀

The Guy Who Left No Space
So Fran thinks that Jenson's a dilf (for some
strange reason) and that Daniel's fit (does she
have brain damage? Its highly likely)
And Max wants to have sex with his rival?

Red Bull's Second Driver
Emotional Support Rival, Nico

French Baguette
Emotional Support Rival*

The Guy Who Left No Space
Sorry.
Max wants to fuck his emotional support rival?

Honey Badger
WHAT DO YOU MEAN FRAN MIGHT HAVE
BRAIN DAMAGE!?
ME AND JENSON ARE THE FINEST HUMAN BEINGS ON THE ENTIRE EARTH🥵

'09 Champ
HAVE YOU SEEN US?!

Red Bull's Second Driver
PREACH IT DANIEL
DO YOU HAVE EYES?
DO THEY EVEN WORK? BECAUSE
IT SEEMS LIKE THEY DON'T
AND APPARENTLY YOU HAVEN'T
SEEN THOSE TWO FINE SPECIMENS😵

Il Presidento
NICO TURN ON YOUR EYES!

French Baguette
HAVE YOU SEEN JENSON BUTTON!?

Hammer Time No More
HE IS ONE HOT LOOKING MAN😍

Red Bull's Second Driver
COMPARED TO YOU BRITNEY
POUNDLAND LOOKING IDIOT
JENSON IS A DILF AND I WILL SHOUT IT FROM THE ROOFTOPS, THANK YOU VERY MUCH!

'Multi-21, Seb'
I don't know how I should feel about this...

One Spanish Man
I'm not very happy

Sid the Sloth
Francesca's gon steal yo man😆

'09 Champ
DAMN RIGHT SHE IS😘
FRANCESCA

Red Bull's Second Driver
JENSON

'09 Champ
I LOVE YOU💙

Red Bull's Second Driver
I LOVE YOU TOO💙

One Spanish Man
I'm bored now...

Seb
Bored or jealous?

One Spanish Man
No comment

Hammer Time No More
Jealous

Seb
Definitely jealous

One Spanish Man added Kimi Raikkonen to the chat
One Spanish Man renamed Kimi Raikkonen to
'The Last Ferrari World Champion'

The Last Ferrari World Champion
Bwoah

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Just a little bit of groupchat chaos for you😭

If you can't tell already - Francesca brings chaos with her wherever she goes.

Much love,
- Hollie <3