(Kagaya, Tanjiro, Inosuke, Zenitsu, Muichiro, Mitsuri, Kyojuro, Shinobu, Obanai, Genya, Sanemi, Giyu, Tengen, Gyomei, Muzan, Rui, Enmu, Kokushibo, Doma, Akaza, Hantengu, Gyokko, Gyutaro, and Daki joined the chat)
Tanjiro: Merry christmas everyone!
Inosuke: what is a "christmas"
Tanjiro: nvm
Zenitsu: merry christmas :D
Muichiro: hi
Kyojuro: that is a large christmas tree!
Tengen: indeed! it's even flashier than I am, and that's saying something!
Shinobu: I helped decorate it
Mitsuri: I wish I could have helped!!!!!!!!!!
Shinobu: you can help next year, I didn't know you wanted to participate
Mitsuri: thank you Shinobu!!!!!!!!!!
Obanai: the bright lights are overwhelming...
Sanemi: that's an understatement, they're a motherfucking eyesore
Genya: they ARE a bit much
Gyomei: I can't see so I wouldn't know...
Sanemi: you're lucky for that
Muichiro: ornament
Giyu: WHAT ARE YOU DOING
Shinobu: Muichiro, are you trying to hang Giyu on the tree?
Muichiro: ORNAMENT
Shinobu: here, let me help you with that
Muichiro: no, you're too weak and short
Shinobu: WHAT!?
Enmu: LMFAO DIE
Shinobu: >:(
Doma: BWAHAHAHAHAHA
Shinobu: STFU
Doma: STFU yourself
Gyokko: hEllO EvErYOnE
Muichiro: GTFO
(Gyokko was disconnected from the chat)
Hantengu: Lord Kokushibo, I beg of you, please calm your descendant
Kokushibo: he looks calm to me
Hantengu: respectfully, my lord, he just threw Gyokko out the window
Kokushibo: case in point, that's exactly what any calm and rational person would do (I'm not paying for that window though)
Muichiro: me neither
Kagaya: I have to do it, don't I?
Muzan: yes
Kagaya: *sighs*
(Kagaya left the chat)
Tanjiro: but anyway, let's talk presents!
Muichiro: I already sorted them
Tanjiro: wow, you're fast!
Zenitsu: now let's open them!
*a few moments later*
Shinobu: a new hairpin? thanks Mitsuri!
Mitsuri: no problem!
Kyojuro: I got a donut! UMAI!
Akaza: ...why did I get a basketball?
Muzan: I don't care about this
Kokushibo: Are you sure?
Muzan: ...Kokushibo
Kokushibo: yes?
Muzan: blue spider lily
Kokushibo: Indeed, I finally found it! Merry christmas!
Muzan: this is why you're my favorite demon
Doma: hey! no fair!
Shinobu: It's okay, I got you something I think will cheer you up!
Doma: candy? yum!
(Doma was disconnected from the chat)
Shinobu: HAHAHAHA I can't believe you actually fell for that!!!!
(Shinobu was disconnected from the chat)
Muzan: idiots
(Muzan left the chat)
Enmu: wait for me!
(Enmu left the chat)
Kokushibo: Muichiro, I have a gift for you
Muichiro: thanks grandpa
Kokushibo: I am not your grandfather, I am your great-great-great-many greats-grandfather
Muichiro: you're my ancestor, I know, but grandpa is more catchy so I'm going to call you that
Kokushibo: ...fair enough
(Kokushibo left the chat)
Muichiro: bye grandpa!
Akaza: I'm going to leave now
Muichiro: bye basketball
Akaza: ...basketball?
Muichiro: Kosmos called you that in the roast chapter and I thought it was a good nickname
Akaza: is that why I got a basketball for christmas?
Obanai: perhaps
(Akaza left the chat)
Hantengu: im out
(Hantengu left the chat)
Gyutaro: couldn't be me
Daki: me neither, I'm also staying
Gyutaro: where are the drinks? I want to have a drinking contest
Giyu: no drinks, we learnt our lesson after how last year's new year's party went
Kyojuro: yes, the vast majority of people had passed out from overdrinking when it wasn't even midnight yet!
Gyutaro: well then this is lame
Daki: I agree
(Gyutaro and Daki left the chat)
Rui: am I the only demon left on the chat now?
Genya: yeah
Sanemi: you're also the only one left on the chat that didn't participate in the secret santa
Rui: should I leave?
Tanjiro: you could, but you could also stay and spectate!
Rui: yeah okay, I'll watch
Tanjiro: great! the next time we come on this chat, it will be to do the secret santa!
(everyone has gone offline)
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Demon Slayer characters chat fanfiction
FanfictionA series of funny adventures on a group chat featuring the main characters of Demon Slayer!