*THUMP*
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you cant be serious right now
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There he was, the young man known as Chase knocking the glass door of a burger king
chase: cum on! I wanted to try the ritsuka burger quarter pounder today. what a shame.
chase: guess theres no point being here than. Might as well go home
chase decided to leave since the jack in the box was closed. Until a ma- I mean woman with green hair appears out of nowhere holding out a quarter pounder.
???: hey my sweet chocolate kit kat. would you like to have this big mac?(that shit rhymed🥶)
chase: yes i would like to have the burger☺️
???: burger? what do you mean?
chase: well obviously when you said big mac you meant the burger. right?
chase: right?
???:
bill: anyways my name is bill whats yours?chase: im chase nice to meet you. so are you going to give me the burger?
bill: nah, I don't think I will
chase: how dare you offer me a burger and not giving it. I should kill you for that.
the young minority took a stance ready to fight the girl. although he was like 6 inches shorter than her the young candy man was ready to put his life on the line. for a fucking burger.
bill: if thats what you want than come at you short fuck.
pissed by the remark chase went in for a devastating combo that did absolutely nothing. it may have looked impressive and could have done some damage if his arms weren't thinner than a damn twig.
Chase: WHY WONT YOU DIE?!
Bill: you're weak as fuck son!
than out of nowhere bill hits chase with a mean slap. this made chase fly away like if he was an NBA player trying to save the ball from going off court .
Chase's thoughts:I can't believe it! what was that power?! my... My vital organs were destroyed. I can feel my heart stop moving and I can't breathe anymore. But- I can't afford to lose. that burger. I need it, I will get it even if that slap broke all of the bones in my body. I will get that burger no matter what. I made a promise.......
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OC x Bill(dark souls or whatever thing it came from 🤷♂️)
HumorIt was a rainy, dark, black day when Chase(OC) would meet the love of his life LizardBill... or would he? Warning: this is not a good story. its meant to be shitty because its a joke story. so don't go around and posting comments like 🤓: "Omg it w...