There are two types of people
Irratino: *testing a pan to see how well it is to hold*
Logico, in the background: *testing the pan to see how well he can hit people with it*
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Président Amaranth: You want to go to Panera?
Logico: *looks at Irratino and raises a brow*
Irratino: *raises his and shrugs* Hm.
Logico: 🤌🫴?
Irratino: 👈👌
Logico: 👏
Irratino: Would it be okay for you if we go to Olive Garden instead?
Amaranth: How ze fuck-
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Logico: Don't do it.
Irratino: *climbed the bookshelf to get a book out*
Logico: You're gonna fall.
Irratino: *managed to pull out the book and slips*
Logico: Don't-
Irratino: *falls down with a screech*
Logico: OH-
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Logico: *sits up after writing his report and stretches*
Logico: *back pops loudly and he freezes out of fear*
Irratino: That did not sound good.
Logico: I'm scared to move.
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Mx. Tangerine: My life isn't as glamorous as my wanted poster makes it look.
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Brother Brownstone's brother: But who gets which pencil?
Mx. Tangerine: Since they're my things, I get the good one, Signor Emerald gets the broken one and you don't get one because fuck you.
*****
Officer Copper: Why would anyone want to harm Chairman Chalk?
Logico: Maybe because they met them?
*****
(With confirmed fact from Murdle January 22nd 2024)
Lord Lavender: The stars are so beautiful.
Brother Brownstone: They're just giant balls of gas.
Lavender: You know what, if you're just going to ruin this, then-
Brownstone: And yet none of them are as huge as my love for you.
Lavender: Oh.
(Okay, correction, I only know Brownstone is in love with Lavender, not the other way around)
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Irratino: How do I make a date really romantic?
Estella (OC): Be mysterious.
Irratino: Okay!
*later, while on a date with Logico*
Logico: So where are we going?
Irratino: None of your fucking business.
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Officer Copper: When I was married, you know what Lady Violet often said to me?
Signor Emerald: Please stop sleeping with other people?
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Editor Ivory: I love cooking breakfast. It makes the whole house smell like bacon.
Logico: That’s true, but it also smells like fire and panic.
Editor Ivory: You and the smoke detector need to get off my case.
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Chairman Chalk: *holding a salt packet* It’s just a little sodium chloride.
Irratino: Actually Chairman Chalk, it’s salt.
Chairman Chalk: That’s what I said, sodium chloride.
Irratino: Uh Chairman Chalk, that would be salt.
Irratino: *takes salt packer from Chairman Chalk* This is iodized table salt, which in addition to sodium chloride contains anti-caking agents and potassium iodate, which is added to prevent iodine deficiency. So not only are you being overly pretentious by insisting on using scientific terminology for everyday items, you are factually wrong. Your arrogance is your downfall, you annoying little shit.
(I would have changed Irratino with Logico or someone else, but the thought of him snapping at someone is fucking hilarious)
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Spoilers. Sort of.
Irratino: *standing in front of a burning Slaughterhouse* When in doubt, commit arson.
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Murdle Incorrect Quotes and maybe more
HumorI have read Murdle Fanfiction on AO3, but found none on Wattpad. Okay, this ain't fanfic, this is incorrect quotes, but still. Spoilers? I don't know. We'll see. Also, some things may or may not be fanon, by me. And perhaps I'll mix in AUs of mine a...
