Logico: *points at Entity* He runs a pharmacy without the P.
Entity: I crave violence.
*****
Irratino can't ski
Irratino: *screaming as he goes down the hill*
Logico: *chases after him* PIZZA, IRRATINO, PIZZA!
*****
He just wanted a murder-free vacation
Logico: Forget about touching grass. I need to touch the SEA. I need to go in the water!
*****
At the luxury high-end international rich people prison
Miss Saffron: *gets sent there and meets the other murderers of the week*
Assistant Applegreen: Wanna do something foolish?
Saffron: Do you even have to ask?
Meanwhile Logico: Next to Mondays I have also started to hate Sundays with the reoccurring murders that happen in PRISON.
*****
Interviewer: How often do you solve murders in a week?
Logico: Oh like, one.
Interviewer: Once a week? Shockingly frequent, but I guess it's manageable.
Logico: Nah nah nah nah, everyday-
*****
Why Irratino dislikes maths
Logico: No one's answering? I guess I'll have to call someone out.
Obsidian: GET DOWN!
Logico: You.
Irratino: 42?
Logico: Wrong.
Chairman Chalk: THEY GOT IRRATINO!
*****
Child!Logico: Daddy?
Irratino: DO I LOOK-
Logico: *wheezing*
*****
Irratino: What are those?
Logico: Those are my chanclas.
*****
Irratino: Yo, can I have a sip of that water?
Logico: It's not water.
Irratino: It's not?
Logico: It's vodka, PUSS-
*****
Multifandom cuz yes
Science!Sans: *holding a camera while Logico and Surge (human) posed* Alright, can you guys say "Coloradooo"!
Furno: *skis past them* I'M A GIRAFFE!
Surge: *collapses while wheezing*
*****
Breez: Mothertrucker that hurt like a buttcheek on a stick.
Logico:
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Murdle Incorrect Quotes and maybe more
HumorI have read Murdle Fanfiction on AO3, but found none on Wattpad. Okay, this ain't fanfic, this is incorrect quotes, but still. Spoilers? I don't know. We'll see. Also, some things may or may not be fanon, by me. And perhaps I'll mix in AUs of mine a...
