Helluva Madness in Hell (Helluva Boss X Madness Combat male reader story)

S1: Chapter 1 - New Job

(F/n): "..."

I.M.P. HQ...

We're now back at the HQ as we see you sitting down in front of Blitzø in his office. Millie and the other demon named Moxxie stood on the right side of the room.

Blitzø: "Ok, so (F/n) right? Now one thing I want to know, are you good at killing? We need someone who knows how to shoot bitches and not a fuckin pussy. We kill any person that our clients wish us to kill."

(F/n): "Well, I'm good and experienced with mostly every weapon. I'm good at killing huge groups of enemies at once. So yes, I'm good at killing."

Blitzø: "Fuckin perfect. Hearing that makes me  hard."

(F/n): "What?"

Blitzø: "What?.... Uh anyways. You're fuckin hired!"

(F/n) smiled as he shook Blitzø hand.

Blitzø: "I'm Blitzø as you already know, these two are Moxxie and Millie. And lastly my adopted daughter, Loona. *leans in* Don't try anything funny with her you hear?"

(F/n): "... right."

Blitzø: "Fucking brilliant! You'll start tomorrow. Make sure to greet everyone here!"

Blitzø leaves the office as the two demons smiled at you.

Moxxie: "As Blitzø said, I'm Moxxie! And my lovely wife here is Millie!"

Millie: "Nice to meet ya! It's really exciting to finally have a brand new employee here!"

(F/n): "Nice meeting you both. Names (F/n). Hopefully we could be friends."

Moxxie: "Glad to see a nice person here unlike the other two."

Millie: "Aw come on, they're not that bad! We'll see you tomorrow hun."

Millie says before they both leave the office. You leave Blitzøs office as you stop by Loona.

(F/n): "Nice seeing you again."

Loona: "*Looks up at you* He really did hired you. Guess that means we're coworkers now."

(F/n): "Yep. I'll see you tomorrow."

(F/n) leaves the office as Loona looks back at her phone. After you left, Loona looked back at the door.

Loona: "(....he's not bad.)"

NEXT DAY...

(F/n) is seen walking to work. Earlier, he was looking through different kind of suits before heading to work. He doesn't have much money to buy one, but hopefully he gets paid soon.

He walks near the building as he sure heard Blitzø. You walked to the parking lot as you see a demon girl walking away with a huge hellhound following her. You looked to you're left as you see Blitzø and the gang.

Blitzø: "Ugh, I wasted so much time with a bag of holes like that."

Loona: "You know Verosika Mayday?!"

Blitzø: "Huh?... Oh yeah heard yeah we dated.."

Blitzø said as he crossed his arms.

Millie: "Was it before or after she became a pop star?"

Moxxie: "You dated a pop star??"

(F/n): "He dated a pop star?"

Blitzø: "Oh shit (F/n) you're here."

Millie: "Hi again!"

(F/n): "Sup. But what's this thing about him dating a pop star? Can't imagine it."

Blitzø: "Okay, why are you all acting like that's such a shock?"

Loona: "Hellooo, it's Verosika Mayday."

Millie: "It's... you?"

Moxxie: "I just.... Is she blind?? Suffering some form of brain damage??"

(F/n): "...He's that bad?"

Loona, Moxxie, Millie: "Yes."

Blitzø: "Okay look you are all making this into a way bigger deal than it needs to be. I don't pry into your stupid personal life's."

Moxxie: "You do that all the time, sir!"

Loona: "You totally do that.."

(F/n): "Guess I'll try to be low profile from now on..."

Millie: "What was sex with her like?"

Moxxie: "Millie!"

Millie: "What?? It's a pop star! You'd wanted to know what sex with Michael Crawford was like."

Moxxie was going to argue but it was true.

Moxxie: "Touché."

(F/n): "(The Fuck are these two talking about???)"

Blitzø: "Okay look let's just drop it. Millie, find a temporary spot for that truck. Okay, Loonie, Moxxie and you (F/n) let's go handle this shit."

(F/n): "Sure thing boss...

(What a weird fuckin group.)"

WHAT WILL HAPPEN NEXT? FIND OUT NEXT TIME IN, HELLUVA MADNESS IN HELL!!!

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