Helluva Madness in Hell (Helluva Boss X Madness Combat male reader story)

S1: Chapter 1 - New Job

You looked down by you as you see a manhole cover. This gave you an idea...

WITH BLITZØ...

Robot Fizz: "Guess it's g-game over f-for you B-Blitzo!"

Blitzø: "The o is silent you dumb bitch! How many times do I have to tell you!"

Before Blitzø aims his gun, The robot Frizz got knocked back as it crashes into a food stand. Blitzø looked at the robot in surprise as he sees the manhole cover halfway into the robots torso. It's laugh glitches before slowly powering off.

Blitzø: "Yeah how you like that inside you huh?! .....Ok who the fuck threw that."

BACK WITH (F/N)...

You walked by the demon as he noticed you. He looked back at the robot before looking back at you.

Demon: "That was you?"

(F/n): "Uh, yeah. But um listen, I'm looking for the boss for the I.M.P. biz. Have you see him around here?"

Demon: "Well fuck, I'm actually the boss. Names Blitzø! The o is silent."

(F/n): "What o?"

Blitzø: "Aw thank you. But anyways, did ya need someone killed or something?"

(F/n): "Well actually. *reveals poser* I was wondering if you're still hiring?"

Blitzø: "Oh shit I forgot I put that poster up. Alright since you placed that slutty toy clown to the ground, I'll will happily hire you to our-"

Before Blitzø could finish his sentence, the barrels and gasoline were set on fire as we both knew what was going to happen next.

(F/n): "Ah... not agai-"

LOO LOO LAND ENTRANCE...

Four bodies flew out out the circus as they all land in front of two demon owls. One little demon got up.

Lil demon: "Way to ruin another good thing sir..."

Blitzø: "Worth it! That slutty toy clown had it coming!"

(F/n) got up as he brushes off dust.

(F/n): "*sighs*...How many times am I gonna get blown up man..."

Owl: "Ah Blitzy! Thanks again for being our bodyguard. Me and Via are going somewhere else, just the two of us. I'll make sure the payment goes through."

Blitzø gets up as he wipe the dust off of him.

Blitzø: "Well, pleasure doing business as always. Mox, Millie. Get the fuck up, we got a new employee!"

Mox: "Wait. Since when did we get a new employee? *noticed Millie getting dragged by a weird lookin dog* Oh shit, Millie!"

Mox runs after Millie as Blitzø walks up to you.

Blitzø: "Ok listen up new employee. You're first task will be driving up back at HQ. *fucking falls*"

Owl: "Oh? So you're a new employee for Blizty are you? My name is Stolas and this is my daughter, Octavia! We'll most likely be seeing each other regularly."

(F/n): "I'm (F/n). Guess I'll just... drive them back home. See ya."

Stolas left with his daughter as you looked at Blitzø on the ground and Mox trying to take Millie back.