(ON HOLD) Bit of carnage and a helluva time (helluva boss x male carnage reader)

Seeing stars

Millie: Come on babe! We have to catch up to Blitzo before-

She turns and runs face first into a mural.

Art Salesman: Ayyy wanna buy some art?

Moxxie: Wha-YES!

The stall he is holding a picture that says believe on it. There are three key chains displayed a palm tree head on a figure wearing a bikini a wolf wearing boxers with hearts either over or as its nipples and a Verosika Mayday in her human form holding a microphone smiling and looks happy. Millie facepalms at Moxxie's response.

Cut back to the piling crowd surrounding Blitza.

Blitza:(shouting) I'm taking this out of their pay!

A truck is seen with agents jumping out to break the commotion. A man is seen blowing his whistle with a diploma in his hands and Blitza is finally let go. A producer approaches her.

Producer: Mrs Ragers we've been looking for you everywhere. You were supposed to be on set an hour ago!

Blitza: The fuck are you talking about?

Producer: Your guest spot on..."Sweetie! I'm in the House!!"

An ad pops up resembling the same design of the billboard, and briefly disappears.

Producer: We're taping tonight now hurry up and get in the car!

Blitza: Oh no no no no no no! I'm not going anywhere with you jizz biscuit!

Producer: Very funny Mrs Ragers Now,l get in the car. Come on girl come on.

Blitza: Get your fucking hands off me!

Blitza breaks free from the guard as briefly as she is caught again.

Blitza: Loona! Stola! Eddie! Y/N! A little help here?!

Blitza's fake ears fall out as a man who drops his baby catches the fake ears. This leads the crowd to have an altercation fighting over the ears which Stola tries to get through.

Stola: E-excuse me sir? I'm... Mrs Ragers agent and I don't believe you can just-

An agent behind Stola cracks his neck and grabs her from behind.

Stola: Oh! You are strong!

Blitza and Stola are thrown in the back of the car. Blitza growls her way back out but the doors close before she can escape.

Stola: Blitza we don't have time for this. Via could be anywhere she could be in danger.

Blitza: Don't worry I'm on it.

Blitza breaks the windows with his horns and spots Loona and Eddie punching the people in the crowd.

Blitza: Loonie Eddie! Get Y/N and go find Via! We'll catch up soon!

Loona flips her off.

Blitza: Yeah way to be a team player sweetie! (turns to Stola) She's in great hands.

The scene focuses on Y/N who watched the whole ordeal play out from a nearby roof.

Y/N: (Sigh) What a total clusterfuck.

Y/N got a call from loona and answered it.

Y/N: Loonie?

Loona: Hey Y/N change of plans. Stola and blitza have gone off to do fuck knows what so we'll have to search for Octavia without them.

Y/N: Right I hear ya lead the way loo-

A large T.V on the side of a building turns on showing an image of an out of control Y/N next to the mayor of San Francisco.