(ON HOLD) Bit of carnage and a helluva time (helluva boss x male carnage reader)

Seeing stars

Y/N looks worried as he speaks and quickly puts the phone down backing away slightly.

Blitza: Oh that actually went better than I thought-

The door blows up and Stola walks in with her demon form.

Stola: Y/N! BLITZO!

Carnage: Oh our ass is grass!

We cut back to octavia exploring. She is trying to talk to people on the street who are ignoring her.

Octavia: Hey do you....Can you help... h-how do I get ah....I...excuse me I just need to know where I can... (sighs) see the stars. (Groans)

A pamphlet flies into Octavia's face it says bus tours on the back and on the inside center panel star struck tourz and in the bottom left hand corner Stalk your fave celeb.

Octavia: Yes!

She expands it back out and runs to hop a seat on the starstruck tourz bus.

Stola paces in front of Moxxie Millie  Blitza and Y/N.

Stola: How could this happen?! Do you just let anyone waltz into your office and grab infinitely powerful artifacts?! Why would she do this? How are we supposed to find her? Where would she go?

Loona: (Sniffs) Well it reeks of urine and desperation so... (sniffs) ugh...San Francisco.

Eddie: WHAT?!

Y/N: SAN FRANCISCO!?

Loona: Yep that's where she's fucked off to.

Y/N: Guys I don't know if I can help you.

Moxxie: Why not Y/N?

Eddie: Because San Francisco is where me and Y/N grew up in.

Y/N: It was also the city i trashed before me and Carnage got flambéd by the military.

Millie: Ohhhh.

Y/N: Yeah so after what I did people won't be happy if they see me walking around.

Blitza: Oh stop worrying babe you'll be fine we'll just keep things on the low.

Carnage: Yeah quiet and discreet that definitely sounds like blitza to me!

Venom: Hah!

Blitza: Fuck you!

Loona is shown being shoved through a portal that the rest of IMP and Stola walks through.

Blitza: Alright Loona let's make this quick in and out before anyone notices us here.

Y/N: I'm gonna have to stick to the shadows for this one maybe hang around on the rooftops.

Sounds of gunfire and screaming ring out as Blitza looks around the alley way that they've portaled into.

Blitza: Oh this doesn't look much different from Hell. Alright now let's get to work. Loonie sniff!

Loona: How am I supposed to smell anything in this city?

Moxxie: Can't you even do one thing right?

Loona: Can't you finally do something about how fat you are?

Venom: Or maybe how short you are?

Moxxie: I'm not-

Blitza: You know it wouldn't kill you to put a salad in your body every now and then or maybe grow a few feet.

Moxxie: What? But I'm not fat or short!

Blitza jumps up on a dumpster and tapes a picture to the open lid. It has drawings of IMP with Loona in her human disguise plus stola and a fake mustache.