(ON HOLD) Bit of carnage and a helluva time (helluva boss x male carnage reader)

Seeing stars

The scene zooms in on her circled date and then cuts to another calendar with a circled date of the 20th with the words "Have The Talk" in the background you can see the words have the talk scribbled out on the 11th 12th 15th 18th and 19th. The 13th has a drawing of a horse and is labeled "Riding Lessons" and the 14th has a drawing of the moon a squirting dick, and is labeled as stola? There's a sound of crashing and the calendar zooms out showing that it is Verosika themed with a post it note of a drawing of Blitza's face slapped over hers. It zooms further out as knives fly past the screen and Blitza looking nervous.

Blitza: Loona honey wait just a...shit!

She runs backwards as Loona runs forwards looking pissed.

Blitza: Loonie please can we talk-

The office's empty water dispenser is thrown her way and hits her in the face.

Blitza: FUCK! Uh I mean wow good throw honey! I-I'm so proud of youuuuu!

Loona pounces and tackles her off camera.

Loona grabs a picture off the wall and begins beating Blitza with it while Millie walks past to the couch where Moxxie eddie and Y/N were sitting. She joins them on it and they drink coffee together from their matching mugs.

Millie: What's this all about honey?

Moxxie: Ah oh! Blitza finally talked to her about her attitude with clients.

Y/N: Honestly not suprised that this has happened I mean I did warn blitza about it yesterday.

Eddie: She's dug her own grave.

Y/N: Yep there's nothing more scary then a pissed off hellhound.

Blitza grabs the couch they're sitting on and pulls it forwards jumping and hiding behind it.

Loona: (Growls)

Blitza: I just think some small tweaks might help you be more of a uh people person you know?

Loona: I am a people person!

She reaches forwards and grabs Blitza by the collar and pulls her close.

Loona: If I'm so terrible how about you just grow a pair and replace me?

Blitza: Okay well maybe I-Maybe I might.

Loona: What?

Blitza looks back at Moxxie who gives her a thumbs up while Y/N gives her a wtf face before she turns back to Loona.

Blitza: Maybe I will little missy! Yeah that's right it's tough love time. So now you can...go...to your desk!

Loona growls and drops her before heading back to her desk.

Y/N: That little pep talk went aswell as I thought it did.

Carnage: Eeeyup.

Octavia opens the door and wraps her hair around her neck like a scarf disguise and no one notices her entering apart from carnage who sprouts from Y/N's back.

Carnage: Uhhh Y/N?

Y/N: Not now carnage I'm finishing my coffee.

Moxxie: Ma'am if I may say so you're doing the right thing. If we can't even hire a cheerful qualified receptionist how can people trust us to massacre and mutilate their enemies for them? It's good for business.

Carnage: Y/NNNNNN?

Y/N: I said not now carnage be patient.

Octavia halts before Loona spots her sneaking in but she doesn't react to her. Octavia makes it into Blitza's office and starts rummaging around in his desk to no avail. She turns behind her to a framed portrait of I.M.P all together and moves it to reveal a wall safe covered in spider webs and labeled "Blitza's stuf Do Nut Steel!!" with a drawing of two horses. She enters a code of 1 2 3 4 and the safe opens. She grabs her mothers grimoire out of the safe and flips through the pages.