(ON HOLD) Bit of carnage and a helluva time (helluva boss x male carnage reader)

Seeing stars

Blitza: Yeah...yeah m-maybe you should adopt...

Looking at Uggie, the scene pans to a flashback from several years prior where is Blitzo looking in a cell with a bunch of hounds, the one in the center resembling Uggie.

Blitzo: Aww they're all so cute and they're....sad.

Blitzo is seen at a Hellhound adoption center.

Adoption Lady: Maybe you could adopt this one here. Quite a strong lad he'll be perfect for whatever work you want to use him for.

Blitzo sets his sight on the dog he's recommended but his look of excitement turns into disgust after seeing the hound's face.

Blitzo: Ugh no I'm not looking for no ugly wonker heh. I need something that's more family friendly,

Adoption Lady: A gift for the wife huh? No problem we have a nice selection for other hounds.

As the two continue to walk Blitzo stops for a moment at the cell in front of him.

Blitzo: (points) Who's that?

The scene pans to a angry teenage Loona texting on her phone with a younger vicious hound holding a bat full of bloody nails wanting Loona's phone.

Adoption Lady: Oh her? That's just Loona. What a nightmare.

The younger hound is thrown against the cell bars. Loona pants furiously then crawls back in her space.

Adoption lady:  Serious attitude problems.

Blitzo observes Loona as her angry faces turns slowly into sadness.

Adoption Lady: She'll be out of our hair next month when she ages out.

Loona scoots back over in her bench holding herself and shedding tears.

Adoption Lady: Good riddance if you ask me. She'll never amount to anything much. (Does anyone wanna slap this bitch for saying that? I know I do!)

The scenes flash between a sad Loona and a sympathetic Blitzo until flashing back to the present on set.

Blitza takes the pug to herself and hugs it close.

Blitza: No no no no you can't have her! She's mine and I love her!

The signs that say laugh change to Awww? As this moves the audience but confuses Stola.

Child Actor: But Mrs Rihanna you gotta let me have the puppy. You just gotta!

Blitza hisses at her preventing her from touching Uggie.

Blitza: Don't you touch her you little anal fissure!

The child actor steps away from the scene as the audience laughs which offends Blitza.

Blitza: Oh you think this is funny, assholes?!

Blitza points to the child actor who's trying to walk away from her outburst.

Blitza: She’s not fit to be a mother! I saw her doing lines of coke in her dressing room!

Seeing her break character the producer sends his agents to try and deal with Blitza.

Female Actor: Now uh....Rihanna. I think maybe you should-

She tries to take Uggie from Blitza but she smacks her off of her as well as the wig on her head.

Blitza: No! You can't have my baby bitch!

As the agents corner Blitza she pulls out her pistol against them with the signs above exclaiming "Oh, shit!"

Blitza: I'LL NEVER GET RID OF HER!