(ON HOLD) Bit of carnage and a helluva time (helluva boss x male carnage reader)

Seeing stars

Male Actor: Well if it isn't our neighbor Rihanna. You feel that earthquake earlier?

Blitza looks towards the stage crew looking just as distressed as he is.

Stola: (whisper) Say something...

The teleprompter appears with Blitza's lines with the latter sweating profusely attempting to play along.

Blitza: Oh yea? Yeah that was just my wife rolling out of bed.

Stola looks nervously to the audience unresponsive at first but then laughing instantly. Blitza then smiles to their reaction not noticing the signs indicating people to laugh with a bit of static.

Blitza: Yeah.....yeah! Yeahnand then that bitch hit her head on the way down and shattered her skull!

The signs do not change as they still say "Laugh" but no one is laughing except for Stola who's finding this humorous.

Blitza: There's blood everywhere...pee in her pants...

Stola continues to laugh in hoots the audience looks up at the signs which say "Srsly laugh anyway" and the audience proceeds to laugh to this as well. Blitza becoming less nervous winks at Stola who blushes immensely and chugs a bottle of acidic water.

The scene transitions to another scene of destruction this time just outside a park on the outskirts of the city. Venom Octavia and loona were still on Y/N's trail trying to keep up with him while avoiding any trouble with the cops who were trying to fight carnage only to be easily ripped apart. They passed an street with destroyed buildings and Eddie recognised one of the houses as Y/N's old home. He then renemembered that there was a cemetery nearby which housed the tombstones of Y/N's mom dad and potentially Y/N's burnt corpse. Eddie opened up half of venom face so he can speak to the girls and tell them where Y/N is.

Eddie: Guys I think I know where Y/N's heading!

Loona: You do?! Then tell us already!

Eddie: There's a graveyard nearby Y/N's family was buried there. That's where he might be going! Follow me!

Venom took the lead and they ran towards the graveyard. After another five minutes of running they found the graveyard in question which had a symbiote shaped hole in the wall next to the gate.

Octavia: He's here he has to be.

Venom turned back into Eddie and the three slowly walked through the graveyard trying not to scare Y/N away. They walked past tombstone after tombstone until they finally found Y/N. He was standing infront of a set of graves. The first two belonged to his parents F/N L/N and M/N L/N. But his eyes were solely focused on the one grave he was standing in front of.

IT WAS HIS GRAVE.....Y/N L/N.

Back at starstruck studios the audience is seen looking either visibly bored or mentally scarred. Stola is also looking troubled.

Blitza: Oh Uggie! You've gone and done it again.

Cut to a pug who seems to have urinated on the set's couch.

Blitza: That's the fifth couch this year!

The scene pans up to the screens still advising the audience to laugh who struggle to do so. One audience member laughs out of insanity and then passes out while foaming at the mouth.

Blitza: You know maybe it's about time I found you a new home one that could put up with your attitude.

As Blitza takes out a leash the other actors appear on set.

Child Actor: I could take him Mrs Rihanna I'd be happy to adopt old Uggie and give him the attention he needs!

As the family comes together the spotlight centers only them with cute animals surronding them. The crowd responds with an aww as Blitza faces away from them.