Verosika: Anyway meet my new hellhound vortex unlike you he does his job well. Tata fuckstain
Blitz: uh I've wasted so much time with a bag of holes like that
Loona: You know verosika mayday!?
Blitz: Huh oh yeah her we dated
Millie: was it before or after she became a pop star?
Moxxie: You dated a pop star!?
Raph: How did you date someone period?
Blitz: Look why are you all acting like it's such a shook
Loona: hello it's verosika mayday
Millie: it's you
Donnie: And you know you're a little on the weird side
Moxxie: i just is she blind? Suffering some form of brain damage?
Blitz:Ok look you are all making this into a way bigger to a way bigger deal than it needs to be. I don't pry into your stupid personal lives
Moxxie: You do that all the time sir
Raph: What are you talking it's like breathing for you
Loona: you totally do that
Leo: You've always done that
Millie:you kinda do that
Mikey: Sorry but you do
Donnie:When have you notMillie: What was sex with her like?
Moxxie: Millie?! In front of our boys?!
All 4: Oh gosh gross!!!
Millie: What it's a pop star. You'd want to know what sex with Michael Crawford was like
Moxxie: Touché
Leo: was that conversation really necessary? You just had to say that in front of our faces huh?
Blitz: Alright look let's just drop it okay! Millie find a temporary spot for that truck everyone else let's go handle this shit
They all enter the building and head into the hallway through the elevator
Loona: do you think they saw me? Fuck I did my make up shitty today
Blitz: Aw you look perfect loonie. Like always
Loona: Shut up da- uh blitz
Mikey: He's right loo it doesn't matter how you did your make up all you have to believe is that you're beautiful
Loona: You stole that from a cartoon didn't you?
Mikey: N-no I didn't
Loona: Look that doesn't matter okay!
Loona pulls out a mirror until numbing into vortex. Blitz saw this and was angered
Blitz: hi big man where's your bitch bag of an employer
Vortex: She's in her office. There wasn't room on the second floor so they rented one here on this one. It's cheaper
Blitz: oh come on!
Vortex: heh sorry man
Raph: Aw man he's so cool
Leo: Yeah he is
Mikey: Totally
Donnie: EpicBlitz: oh no you don't bitch
Moxxie: sir how about you let me go in and try to reason with her I don't really listen to what's pop genre music so her status to me is
Blitz was tuning him out the whole time not listening to a single word
Blitz: Moxxie shut the fuck up
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