Jokes

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How come the team of artists never won a hockey match?

Because they kept drawing.

Why couldn't Robin play play cricket?

Because he lost his Bat, Man.

What do soccer players and magicians have in common?

They both do hat tricks.

Why was the maths book so angry?

Because it had too many problems.

Why was the nose upset after the choir auditions?

Because it didn't get picked.

Why shouldn't you do maths in the jungle?

Because if you add 4 and 4 you'll get ate.

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⏰ Last updated: Jun 18, 2015 ⏰

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