Cheetor: Mother-trucker, dude! That hurt like a butt cheek on a stick!
Optimus Primal: Watch yo profanity.
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Optimus Primal: What?
Rattrap: You're not my dad! Ugly aft... doo-doo head!
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Y/n: You know, human studies back then in 2012 shows that keeping a ladder inside the house is more dangerous than a loaded gun. That's why I own 10 guns; in case some maniac of a Predacon tries to sneak in a ladder!
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Dinobot: AH! HOT BELGAN WAFFLES! W-wait, I'm alone. I can swear for real! *Deep inhale* SON OF A-
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Rhinox: Is he... *Pokes Waspinator's unconscious body* dead?
Y/n: He's Cybertronian, Rhinox. I'm sure he's fine!
Y/n: *Leans over and whispers to Rattrap* There's no cops in this time period; we take this to our graves!
Rattrap: *Winks*
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Rattrap: I was awoken by the sounds of mockery. Where is it? Show me the object of ridicule!
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Y/n: Just bonk him over the head, Primal; it's nature's snooze button!
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Rattrap: *Sees Dinobot accidentally or almost hurt someone* Finally, a good reason to punch Chopperface in the face!
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Cheetor: "Road work ahead"? Uh, yeah, I sure hope it does!
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Dinobot: We all die, you either kill yourself or get killed. *Starts dancing* Whatcha gonna do? Whatcha gonna do?
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Rhinox: *Causally makes a machine in peace*
Cheetor: SAIL! *Breaks the machine*
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*When Dinobot almost got Rhinox crushed by a stalactite*
Rattrap: What the frag, Dinobot?!
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Y/n: I do love helping the Maximals. It's just... we have a lot of laughs.
*Later*
Y/n: Fuck off, Dinobot! We don't do things how the fucking Predacons would do them!
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Y/n: Hey, I'm lesbian.
Cheetor: ...I thought you were a human.
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Y/n: *Getting sent to the past, expecting things to go well* A potato flew around my room before you came-
Future Y/n: *Screams from the things she's experienced there*
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Megatron: There is only one thing worse than an ally to the Maximals *Pulls down sheet* Boom!
Waspinator: An organic!
Tarantulus: No!
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Rattrap: Dad, look! It's the good cush!
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War of the Past (Reader Insert)
FanfictionA metalloid body, of unknown origin, was found by archaeologist and was taken in for studying. Sometime later, you were requested, by your superiors in the science field, to travel to the past to find out who and what it is, where it came from, and...
