Leah (from united or fall apart): When i get murdered, Can you make sure i become an unsolved case??
Noah: what?
Leah: I want to be on Buzzfeed Unsolved.
Noah: can we go back to the part where you just said "when i get murdered" part please??
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Jaime (Blue beetle in disguise): I want to be a caterpillar.
Optimus prime (looks at him confuse.) explain why??
Jaime: eat a lot, sleep for a while, wake up beautiful.
Optimus prime: (stared at him) you are aware that they have lifespan of two to five weeks correct??
Jaime: thats another highlight.
Optimus prime: Jaime no--
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Prowl:Im not mad, i just want to know why you need fake ID.
Celene (ignite love): *mumbles softly.*
Prowl: What was that??
Celene: *softly and guilty.* because you need to be over 18 at the petco to hold puppies. . . . .
Prowl: celene you are an adult you can hold the puppies.
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Optimus prime (tfp): you are very mature for your age Tanjiro.
Tanjiro (their smiles): *smiles innocently.* thanks! its the trauma!
*Optimus stared at him with a blank look before holding him close, while mentally crying, leaving very confuse Tanjiro.*
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Muriel (her ocean eyes): Siblings relationships are weird.
Jazz: why is that??
Muriel: well, like i'd give my step brother, Percy, my life on a dangerous mission without a second thought. . .but there is no way in tartarus that i'd give him a single fry from my McDonald's meal.
*Jazz wheezed a bit after that.*
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Cole (Eye contact): *hurt himself* SH--- Shoot!
*Ratchet and Optimus stared at him before looking at each other in confusion.*
Ratchet: what was that??
Cole: i do not swear.
Raf: *was sitting at the couch.* why not??
Cole: cause its a bad way to say it.
*Miko walks by in the background before she accidently stubs her toe.*
Miko: FUCK!
Cole: . . . . .. .please excuse me, cause i have a mouth to wash.
*Cole proceeds to wash Miko, who was screaming a lots of apologies while everyone else watches with fear in their eyes/optics.*
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Celene (Ignite love): excuse me, who's in charge here??
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stories book ideas and head canon
Hayran Kurguhere where i wrote or gave a cover book for up coming book i will make in the near future and the Head-canon of some of my current stories.
