(ON HOLD) Bit of carnage and a helluva time (helluva boss x male carnage reader)

The circus

He sits up as Blitzo is on the other side of the bed trying to pick up the grimoire. Blitzo jumps and pins him back down.

Blitzo: N-no! Stay down dammit.

Stolas: Oh so you like to command!? You like to be in charge hm?

Blitzo: Yeah i sure do-

He reaches for the grimoire as Stolas turns on to his stomach and bounces Blitzo on his ass pulling him away from the grimoire.

Stolas: Oh so you're a kinky little imp, aren't you? Do you like it when I talk dirty to you? I want you to **** me with your **** imp **** get it all the way *** get it all the way through me, you *****!

Blitzo turns Stolas's head around 180 degrees and covers his mouth with his hand.

Blitzo: Ew stop it.

Stolas: Yes if that's what Blitzy wants.

Blitzo then grabs the curtain from the bed poster and rips it making strips to tie around Stolas' eyes so he cannot see.

Stolas: Blitzy oh my yeees!

Blitzo ties the prince's hands and feet to the bed as well.

Stolas: Oh I've never had anyone want me this way!

Blitzo proceeds to grab the grimoire and starts heading towards the balcony.

Stolas: You have no idea how long I've craved this kind of passion and how much it means that the one who wants me is...my first ever friend!

Blitzo stops and looks back between stolas and then back at the grimoire.

Blitzo: (sighs) Alright fine. I can do this real fast.

THE MORNING AFTER REAL FAST

We hear a thud and see Stolas startle awake in bed from off screen we hear Blitzo. It's the scene from the pilot but from Stolas's point of view.

Blitzo: Sorry I fucked your husband.

Blitzo scrambles off the table and leaves. Stella looks up at the balcony where Stolas is and smashes her teacup onto the floor.

Stella: WHAT THE FUCK WAS THAT, STOLAS?!!

Stolas: THAT was the sound of a FUCKING DIVORCE!!

He tears a celebratory still Not divorced banner to just say divorced and laughs triumphantly.

The flashback ends and Y/N takes in the whole story.

Y/N: So that's your whole story stola?

Stola: Yes evrey single detail.

Stella: That doesn't change the fact that she cheated on me for some horny imp!

Y/N: Well the way I see this total marriage was bullshit and was doomed to fail from the start. Its clear to me that you two didn't like eachother from the get go but because of your family's greed you had no choice but to put a ring on it right?

Stola: We were only children we never had a choice.

Y/N: And while yes cheating on your wife behind her back is a bad thing stola but your not innocent neither Stella.

Stella: I'm not?! But how?

Y/N: Well let's start by addressing the elephant in the room......the attitude. Its clear you didn't have an easy childhood because of the way you act and also including the fact that I doubt you were ever told NO as a kid this led you to develop this temper of yours didn't it?

Stella: Well......yes. I was quite heavily looked down on by my brother and my father wasn't on good terms with my mother which sometimes led to violent conflicts and a rough upbringing.

Y/N: And let's all be honest here the ONLY good thing to come out of this relationship was Octavia and that's it. But your constant fighting with eachother is giving her a ton of stress. Tell me do you want via to go through the same nightmare that you went through when you were her age?

Stola: No its last thing I want for my daughter.

Stella: Yes.....your right it's not what she deserves.

Y/N: Then with her well being in mind I'm giving the both of you two choices. Either you continue to fight eachother and make Octavia's life hell or you can nip this marriage in the bud and go your separate ways.

Stella: But Y/N if stola's father or my family were to hear about this-

Y/N: Then I'll handle them. I'm not afraid of some pompous chicken.

Stolas: All I've ever wanted was for my little owlet to be happy. But what Y/N said was right we can't keep arguing with eachother Stella. And if it means getting the divorce so that our daughter can finally catch a break from all the shouting and fighting then so be it.

Stella: But-

Y/N puts his hand on Stella's and looks at her.

Y/N: Come on Stella do this for Octavia.....and for me.

Stella:.......(Sighs) Alright I'll agree to the divorce.

Stella takes off her wedding ring and throws it off the balcony.

Y/N: Autta girl Stella your doing the right thing. Now it's time for you two to go your separate ways but make sure you tell Octavia what's happening.

Stella: I'll deliver the news to her.

Stella tries to walk away but Y/N gently grabs her shoulder.

Y/N: This is for the better Stella....you'll see.

Stella: I hope so Y/N.

Stella walks out of view and stola walks up to Y/N.

Y/N: I must say that break up went better then expected.

Stola: Yes it could have been much worse. But Y/N are you sure that this was the right choice? If my father finds out-

Y/N: It's as I said before I'll deal with him. I do not fear some blueblood who thinks he's above evreyone else.

Stola: But what if he ends up hurting me or Octavia?

Y/N: If that happens then-

Y/N turns his hands into claws.

Y/N: There's gonna be hell to pay. I'm not gonna let anything happen to you Stella or Octavia. I'll protect you with my life if I have to.

Stola: You really mean that?

Y/N: Evrey damn word.

Stola smiles and gently grabs Y/N and pulls him into a kiss. This kiss wasn't filled with lust or desire instead it was with passion and love. Y/N melted into it and two embraces eachother under the moonlight. The two slowly part lips and stola hugs Y/N letting a tear fall from her eyes.

Stola: Thank you my prince.

Y/N: Anything for you me lady.

The camera pans away and shows Octavia who was looking at them from a corner with a smile on her face and the chapter comes to an end.