(ON HOLD) Bit of carnage and a helluva time (helluva boss x male carnage reader)

The circus

Blitzo: But, if I'm caught.....I'm scared, dad.

Cash: There are scarier things aren't there son?

Blitzo: But-

Cash makes sad eyes at Blitzo.

Blitzo:.....Yes papa.

The scene changes to Paimon his butler, and Stolas in front of their house while Blitzo and his father walk up to them.

Paimon: Here is your new friend my son happy birthday.

Stolas: A friend?!

Blitzo: I guess? Hi uh I'm Blitzo.

Stolas: I'm Stolas. (bows) It's nice to-

Stolas gets smacked in the back of the head by his father.

Stolas: Ouch!

Paimon: Don't bow to that one! He bows to us idiot.

Stolas: Oh right sorry father.

Paimon: I'm so good at daddy-ing!

The scene changes to Blitzo and Stolas inside a library sitting on the floor surrounded by books. Blitzo is bored while Stolas is excitedly info dumping about the books in question.

Blitzo: (groans)

Stolas: This is my book on the difference between frogs and toads there's a lot of differences! And this is my book on plants and herbs! Did you know plants can hear you?

Blitzo: Plants are boring! This is all boring stuff!

Stolas: Oh, I'm sorry.......I've never had a friend to share my books with.

Blitzo: You know what would be fun? A game let's play treasure hunt.

Stolas: What's that?

Blitzo: It's where we pretend we are pirates and we go around the house collecting all the nicest things and then we throw them out the window!

Stolas: We...throw them out the window?

Blitzo: Yes.

Stolas: Since when did pirates throw things out windows?

Blitzo: Since like the dawn of time. Come on pirates are always throwing stuff out windows.

Stolas: I don't think they had windows.

Blitzo: What did a book say that?

Stolas: Yes, actually!

He pulls out two books titled pirates and the porthole myth.

Stolas: Several.

Blitzo: Well in this game-

He grabs the books and chucks them off screen.

Blitzo: We're throwing them out the window. Because it's fun!

Stolas: Well, that's an odd game. (gasps) Is this an Imp game?

Blitzo: Suuure why not?

Stolas: Well if it's what you want to play.

Blitzo: Let's do it!

The scene switches to the two of them giggling and filling up bags with things from around the house while a xylophone cover of Blitzo's theme plays in the background.

Blitzo: C'mon c'mon c'mon!

Stolas runs behind him panting a little they continue going through different areas taking things and giggling. They stop at a chandelier and look at it in wonder. Blitzo takes a piece of it.