(ON HOLD) Bit of carnage and a helluva time (helluva boss x male carnage reader)

The circus

Paimon: Purchase him yes accurate.

Paimon claps his hands and the servant pushes a button on the mirror. The mirror extends out creating the effect that he's leaning over Cash.

Paimon: My son doesn't have any friends you see and he liked the little clown boy. It's his birthday he's so sad and I don't want to deal with him. Can I write a check?

Cash: Well Fizzarolli is a big draw. She has a few more shows to be in today, so it would be pretty expensive.

Paimon: (chuckles) No no the other one.

Cash: Blitzo?

Paimon: Correct. How much?

Cash: Wha..... Well he's my son. So...uh..... Hm...ah how much ya got in your pocket?

The butler digs around in his pocket and produces a crumpled up bill and an unopened condom.

Paimon: A wadded up five and a slim fit condom.

Cash: Ah that's plenty. Done.

Paimon: Splendid! Fetch him for me and we will be on our way.

Paimon claps his hands and portals out destroying half the tent in the process.

The scene changes to Fizzarolli and Blitzo playing with their balloon horses together.

Fizzarolli: I'm Banana Pudding and I like to dance!

Blitzo: I am worm horse and I...I am sad!

Fizzarolli: Why are you sad worm horse?

Blitzo: Because I have no legs!

Fizzarolli: Oh well that's okay!

Blitzo: I lost all my legs in the war.

Fizzarolli: (gasps) The war?!

Blitzo: Yes the great pirate war!

Fizzarolli: (deadpan) No no pirates.

Blitzo: It's a great pirate warrr!

Fizzarolli: If you keep talking about pirates I will punch you.

Blitzo l: I fought bravely but I could not run fast enough they took my legs there was blood everywhere!

Fizzarolli: (laughs) Oh no! Eww no blood! Blood is disgusting.

Blitzo: No it's cool!

Fizzarolli: Well banana pidding is here to save the day with his magical feet he dances around with. He will dance all over worm horse and make him feel better,

Blitzo: and theeen......there'll be more bloood!

Blitzo squirts ketchup onto his balloon horse

Fizzarolli: Blitzo that's so gross! (Laughs) stop.

Blitzo: Neverrr!

Cash appears behind them and grabs Blitzo by the arm and pulls him up.

Cash: Boy I've got a job for you! You are gonna spend the day with one of the goetia princes.

Blitzo: Ew Why?

Cash: Because money! Now listen carefully you are being bought out to be his playmate but I want you to steal as much from those rich fuckers as you possibly can.

Blitzo: Steal? But what if I get caught?

Cash: Don't you want your family to be able to buy a bigger tent? better food? don't you want to be able to help me and your mama out?

Blitzo: Of course I wanna help mama!

Cash: Then you gotta do this. Everything those rich fucks have will be worth a fortune.