Cash: Now everyone's favorite thing about circus shit

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Cash: Now everyone's favorite thing about circus shit...the motherfucking clowns!

An army of frightening imp clowns with glowing eyes leap out at the audience from behind curtains in the background. Cash laughs as they fly outward while The imps in the audience scream and pull away in terror. a small foot steps on a pedestal board accompanied by the sound of a bell jingling.

????: (off-screen) You ready Blitzo?

Blitzo: Born ready!

A young Fizzarolli and Blitzo leap off of their boards and begin a flying trapeze act. They pass by the Goetia section of the bleachers and time appears to slow down as Stolas looks up in awe and then blushes as the camera zooms in on Blitzo. The two young clowns swing away and Blitzo lands on a ball as Fizzarolli swings away.

Blitzo: Haaaaa tada! (laughs) Heya folks wanna see me make a horse?

Blitzo takes out a green balloon blows it up and attempts to tie it into a horse shape. It appears as an incomprehensible knot and then immediately pops.

Blitzo: Crap!

Blitzo continues pulling out balloons and attempting to make a horse but keeps getting the same result. His expression grows more worried with each popped balloon. At one point the balloon somehow appears as a normal balloon. Blitzo is surprised but the balloon pops once again. The audience remians dead silent and unimpressed as Blitzo keeps trying and failing to make a balloon horse off-screen.

Blitzo: Dededededodododo ah heheh......Horse!

He finally makes a horse except it has no legs.

Blitzo: Well heh it was a horse but then it ate too much sugar and it's legs stopped working so he had to amputate. Now it's a gross worm horse.

Stolas begins to laugh softly.

Blitzo: (points at Stolas) See? He gets it. Because horses....they make no sense.

The camera zooms over to show that Young Fizzarolli has joined Young Blitzo with a balloon of her own in her hand.

Fizzarolli: Okay Blitzo that's enough horsing around!

She makes a balloon horse perfectly on her first try.

Fizzarolli: Hey everybody look at this! it's banana pudding the clown horsey!

She makes neighing noises the crowd laughs while Blitzo looks down sadly.

Stolas: I liked his broken horse joke it was funny. Their legs do stop working when they eat too much sugar it's called laminitis.

Paimon looks down at Stolas curiously as the little owl demon makes a hooting laugh. The scene changes to Cash drinking backstage as the butler walks in holding the mirror that has the reflection of Paimon.

Paimon: What a show! That was real great. So ahem that little clown you have my son really enjoyed that one I was wondering if I could buy him.

Cash: Buy him?

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