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3rd PERSON POV

Gakuganji: Is Yaga here yet? Time doesn't come cheap for a man close to his death.

Miwa: ...

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Gojo: Principal Yaga won't be arriving here for a while.

Gakuganji: Oh?

Gojo: He was given a false schedule. 'After some threats to Ichiji.'

Poor guy :(

Gojo: Thank you for the other day, Principal Gakuganji.

Gakuganji: Oh? and what day would that be?

Gojo: Don't play coy with me, old man! I'm talking about Itadori Yuji's case. A conservative leader like you might have been involved, I imagine.

Gakuganji: Good grief, youth these days... don't you know how to speak with respect?

Gojo: I never intended to. It honestly pisses me off how high-and-mighty elders are these days.

Miwa: Hey. Your conduct is problematic. I'll be reporting you to relevant authorities. 'OH. MY. GOD!!!!! IT'S GOJO SATORU HIMSELF IN THE FLESH!!!!!!!'

Gojo: Go right ahead. I don't plan to overstay my welcome.

Miwa: ...'He talked to me... HE TALKED TO MEEEEEE!!!!!!! (^∀^ )

Gojo: Last night... I was attacked by two unregistered special grade cursed spirits.

Gakuganji: Hoh? How unfortunate, indeed.

Gojo: Don't get the wrong idea here. To me, it was like getting a flyer handout on the street.

Miwa: 'GHHHOOOOO SOOO COOOL!!!!!!'

Gojo: The curses are capable of communication, and probably have allies that are just as strong. It's not just our enemies, either. Hakari, Okkotsu and your Todo. The students these days have gotten much stronger, too. Then there was last year's incident with Suguru Geto. And now, the appearance of Sukuna's vessel.

Gakuganji: ...What are you getting at?

Gojo: Hehe, don't you get it? The wave of power you guys have been ignoring to maintain your status in the name of stupid traditions has grown huge and fast approaching. The next generation of sorcerers won't be limited to classifications like "Special-Grade". If you think I'll be the only one fighting back, you're in for a world of hurt, old man.

Gakuganji: I think you're getting a bit out of line.

Gojo: Oh, scary!

SLAM

Everyone: Huh?

Y/N: Here.

He hands Gojo a piece of paper.

Gojo: Woah, I didn't know you were this skilled! Thanks!

Miwa: Huh?

Y/N: Just a rough drawing on what the curses looked like.

Miwa: Oh...

Gojo: Anyway, it's time for us to go.

Y/N: Ok...

.........

Gojo: Oh! Principal Yaga will be here in 2 hours, by the way. Bu-bye!

Y/N and Miwa: '...TWO HOURS?!'

.........

Gakuganji: *sigh* Miwa, will you fetch my some tea in the meantime?

Miwa: Uh... Yes, sir.

She then left the room.

Miwa: Excuse me...... *schoolgirl giggles while running* 'If I catch up to him, maybe I'll get a selfie!!!!'

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Y/N's POV

Gojo: You look like you're about to say something.

Me: Yeah. Why is Yaga arriving THAT late?

Gojo: Just had to get stuff off my chest.

Me: ...wtf?

???: OOOOIIIII!!!! EXCUSE ME!!!

Us: Huh?

Miwa.

Miwa: WHEW! pant Sorry! gasp I... want to take a picture!

Me: Oh?

Gojo: Well, lucky you! :3

Me: It's not me.

Gojo: Eh...?

Me: Need me to be the cameraman?

Miwa: Uh, yeah! Thanks!

Gojo: Huh. Interesting...

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SNAP

Me: There we go.

Miwa: schoolgirl giggle THANK YOU SO MUCH!!!

Gojo: No biggie.

Before she ran off, though-

Me: Oh! ONE MORE THING!!

Miwa: WHAT???

Me: BE SURE TO GIVE HIM THE TEA!

Gojo: What??

Miwa: UHHH... OK!!!!!

Gojo: Eh?

Me: She was supposed to give the man tea. So, I felt like reminding her.

Gojo: ....is it something else-

Me: N o.

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Meanwhile with Miwa...

Miwa: Strange. I didn't even mention the tea to that guy... oh nO THE TEA!!!!

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