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*white van rolls up to you*

(Ginger is wearing a trench coat and a hat pulled low and acting very mysterious indeed. It's broad daylight so this has less effect than intended.)

*in a deep, scratchy voice* Hey kids. Want some book covers?

Of course you do. Your current cover looks like a crapsicle on a stick. Or maybe you don't have one at all. You're probably desperate. All the queues for the good graphic designers are way too full or require pay you don't have. You have no choice but to be here. I'm like the Denny's of cover design.

Since you're here, I may as well show you a portfolio of what the covers I make generally look like. That way, when you request a cover, if you like one of these designs in in particular, you can note on your form that that's the look you're going for. Right, then. See for yourself.

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Alright, kids

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Alright, kids. You've seen what I've got. Now get in the van.

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