Brooklyn 99 Oneshots

#11 - Coral Palms pt. 2 - AS (OC)

OC Description
Jamie Peralta (twin of Jake Peralta)
Short Wavy Brown Hair
Green eyes
Shorter than Amy when Any is wearing heels but usually they're the same height

Jamie's Pov

"Welcome to the Fun Zone. We know the manager, and he's agreed to shut the place down for the day, so there won't be any civilians around." Jake explains to the group

"Smart, you put up all these fake signs about a major health code violation." Terry says pointing at the yellow notice on the board next to us

"Oh no they're real, something about lead being in the air water and ground." I say "anyways, you all have your assignments. Let's plan an ambush. Nine-nine!!"

"Nine-nine!!" They all shout back to me

"Chill, you guys. Literally, chills" Jake smiles

****

"Oh good idea, blocking the door." I say as I walk up to Amy as she's pushing an arcade machine against the door "you're so smart"

I go to give her a high five but I realise that's a bit odd so I put it down but then she puts her hand up to return it and we end up in a very awkward position so I just...

"Mwah" I kiss her on the cheek "one of our classic cheek kisses, just like I planned"

We both awkwardly laugh

"This is weird"

"Should we go make out in the break room"

We both say at the same time, I realise we are not on the same page so I quickly back track

"Huh? What, um yea I mean no"

"I mean, what, um yea it's weird"

We both stop for a second.

"Let's start over" I say with a deep breath

"I missed you" Amy sighs

"I missed you too" I say quickly hugging her round the waist since she's wearing heels so I'm a bit shorter than her. She returns the hug and for a moment everything feels normal again and then we break away

"I should probably go and make sure the ball pit has enough balls" she says smiling at me

"Yup, important to get on them balls... why did I say that" the last part I say quietly which makes her giggle. She gives me a quick peck on the lips before going to the ball pit.

****
"All right, everybody ready?" Jake asks everyone to which we all nod "Good. Let's set this trap."

We all disperse and I pick up my phone to call Figgis. He picks up on the second ring

"Hello"

"Hello, Figgis"

"Girl Peralta, congratulations to you and Boy Peralta on escaping prison."

"Thank you, congrats on being a lil bitch,"

"You know, I'm bored. I'd love to kill you both tonight. So where you hiding?" Figgis asks

"Wouldn't you like to know?" As I'm talking the squad is making as much noise as they can on the arcade games

"you've never gonna find us" Jake shouts in the background "we're invisible"

"Mommy, I won! I won a big pwize!" Rosa shouts in a surprisingly good impression on a little girl

"We're everywhere, and we're nowhere. And we're coming for you. Peace out, jerk" I tell him as I hang up the phone