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Killua slams his locker shut.

Killua: Y'know... I hate my mansion... I really hate being there... But now I realize this place is much worse...

Gon: yeah, I agree... Everything is so hard...😭😭 Like, tf is 1+1!!??

Killua: I still keep forgetting why Kurapika and Leorio signed us up for this anyway... It's literally HELL!!!

Gon: We... I think it was because...

~FLASHBACK~

Kurapika: Gon, I'm sorry but you just need to quit asking me what 1+1 is!!! I feel like it just isn't good for a boy your age to not know the answer to that question!

Gon: KURAPIKA PLEASEE ISTG ILL DO ANYTHING PLS JUST TELL ME I NEED TO KNOW AAAAAHHDBSJZBSJA😭😭😭😭😵😵😵🙏🙏🙏!!!!

Kurapika: Gon, everyone wants to help you find out that answer on your own so you can feel happy and smart! The best we can do right now is just help you...

Gon: please tell me what 1+1 is, mama 🥺🙏

Kurapika: uhm... Go ask Leorio...

Gon then went to Leorio.

Gon: Hi Leorio :)

Leorio: Oh... hey, Gon

Gon: Wacha doin? :)

Leorio: reading the newspaper... Why, what's up?

Gon: :)

Leorio: Gon...?--

Gon: LEORIO PLEASE TELL ME WHAT 1+1 IS PLEASE I REALLY NEED TO KNOW AND I DONT KNOW HOW TO KNOW IT AAAAAHHHHH!!!!😭😭😭😵😵🙏🙏🙏

Leorio: Jesus, Gon--

A while Chrollo appears:

Chrollo: Did someone say

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Chrollo: Did someone say... "Jesus"?✝️

Kurapika: A S P I D E R . . .

Chrollo: 😟✝️🙏...

Kurapika: G E T O U T O F M Y H O U S E B E F O R E I
S Q U A S H Y O U L I K E T H E F I L T H Y S P I D E R Y O U
A R E . . .

Chrollo: you don't wanna squash me, I may be one of those pregnant spiders... 😔✝️✝️

Kurapika: ...

Leorio: ...

Chrollo: ...

Gon: What does "pregnant" mean--

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