Short HxH Skits

Alluka and Kalluto's quest

At the Zoldyck mansion...

Milluki🐽: GIVE IT BACK!!!

Illumi: stfu fatty

Milluki🐽: BRO GIMME BACK MY DONUT!!! I WAS EATING THAT RAHHHHHH

Illumi: Bro get a job, make money, and go buy another donut you fucking loser

Milluki🐽: SHUT UUUPPPP OR ILL TELL MOOOMMMM!!!!😤😤😤😡😡😡😡😡🐷

Illumi: I really don't give a shit

Alluka and Kalluto are watching this in the background while eating marshmallows.

Illumi: fr tho u seriously gotta go on a diet w/ yo discord mod lookin ass💀

Milluki🐽: grr😡

Illumi: NAAHH DID U J FUCKIN GOWL AT ME YOU FUCKIN FURRY💀💀💀

Mrs. Zoldyck: What's going on?? Why are you all screaming??

Milluki🐽: MOOOMMMM😭😭😭 ILLUMI TOOK MY DONUT AND HE WONT GIVE IT BAACCKKKK😭😭😭🐷😭😭

Illumi: stfu--

Mrs. Zoldyck: Illumi! How rude! Give your brother back his donut right now!

Milluki🐽: 🥹

Illumi: bro--

Mrs. Zoldyck: Do it or I'll tell your father😤

Illumi: damn, ok... Here's your fat infested donut back...

Illumi gives Milluki back his donut

Alluka: oh, it's over now... Hey, wanna go run around the mansion?

Kalluto: sure!

Alluka and Kalluto then go run inside the mansion and run around.

Mrs. Zoldyck: I am SICK of you two constantly fighting! We need to have a talk about this! Right now! Both of you!

Illumi/Milluki🐽: ok mom...

They then went inside the mansion and into a private room where nobody could hear them scream🤭

Mrs. Zoldyck: Now... I understand that since Killua left to go live with his stupid fucking... Friends...
Illumi had to come and stay so he could try to take his place...

Mrs. Zoldyck: But it's just been harder since then because you two keep fighting!! You both are literally over the age of 18!! It's so embarrassing!!
You two are supposed to be professional assassins, I did not raise you two to be so immature!!

Illumi: my apologies, mother... It's just... Ever since Killua left, things have been much harder on this family... Like you said...

Mrs. Zoldyck: I have a proposal for the two of you, however...

Milluki🐽: ok...

Mrs. Zoldyck: since I miss my dear baby Killua so much, and things have been so hard without him...
Whoever brings him back first will get a lifetime supply of all the sweets and candy you desire...

Milluki🐽: GYAAATTTT🤑🤑🤑🤑🤑

Illumi: That's not what "GYAT" means, Milluki...

Milluki🐽: oh...😔

While they were talking, Alluka and Kalluto we're just around the corner and heard what their mother said.