Ask/Dare Transformers Animated

two joins and Before he cheats

Jaz: Hello everyone!

Everybot: *groans*

Jaz: *ignores* We have two people are joining us! Yay

Sari: Who?

Jaz: shadowflame1902 mynameismolly1 is joining us! Welcome.

Shadow: Hello.

Molly: Hello.

Jaz: Shadow I know you have a dare for them.

Shadow: Yep.

Molly: Go on.

Shadow: I dare someone (who ever is a good singer) to sing 'before he cheats' to all bots and cons with car alt-modes to watch the horror they feel from it! Hehe~

Jaz: Nice dare.

Molly: Who's a good singer?

bots&cons: *points to Jaz and Sari*

Jaz & Sari: Okay.

Shadow: Let's began.

Jaz: Right now he's probably slow dancing with a bleached-blond tramp,
And she's probably getting frisky...
Right now, he's probably buying her some fruity little drink

Sari:'Cause she can't shoot whiskey...
Right now, he's probably up behind her with a pool stick,
Showing her how to shoot a combo...

Both:And he don't know...

Jaz: That I dug my key into the side
Of his pretty little suped up 4 wheel drive,
Carved my name into his leather seats...
I took a Louisville slugger to both headlights,
Slashed a hole in all 4 tires...
Maybe next time he'll think before he cheats.

Sari: Right now, she's probably up singing some
White-trash version of Shania karaoke.
Right now, she's probably saying, "I'm drunk"
And he's a-thinking that he's gonna get lucky,
Right now, he's probably dabbing on
3 dollars worth of that bathroom Polo*...

Both: Oh, and he don't know...

Both:That I dug my key into the side

Of his pretty little suped up 4 wheel drive, Carved my name into his leather seats,

I took a Louisville slugger to both headlights,
Slashed a hole in all 4 tires...
Maybe next time he'll think before he cheats.

Jaz: I might've saved a little trouble for the next girl,
'Cause the next time that he cheats...
Oh, you know it won't be on me!

Both: No... not on me

Sari: 'Cause I dug my key into the side
Of his pretty little suped up 4 wheel drive,
Carved my name into his leather seats...
I took a Louisville slugger to both headlights,
Slashed a hole in all 4 tires...
Maybe next time he'll think before he cheats.
Jaz: Oh, maybe next time he'll think before he cheats...

Oh, before he cheats... oh, oh.

Bots&Cons: 0_0

Jaz and Sari: Well?

Megatron: 0_0 Well. I-I...

Optimus: 0_0 I-I...

Lockdown: *malfunctions*

Bumblebee: *lost of words*

Prowl: *freaks out*

Ratchet: *walks away slowly*

Starscream: Really.

Other Cons: 0_e

Bulkhead: 0_e *glitches*

Sari: Optimus and Megatron are lost of words.

Jaz: WHAT STARSCREAM!

Starscream: Your are stupid even the song.

Jaz, Shadow, Molly, and Sari: *gasps*

Jaz: HOW DARE YOU! *beats starscream up*

Starscream: HELP! OW!

Jaz: No help for you jerk! >:(

Starscream: *pasts out*

Jaz: Ratchet!

Ratchet: *growls* I'm on it. *takes Starscream to the Medbay*

Jaz: V-

Shadow and Sari: VOTE AND COMMENT!

Jaz: OH FOR THE LOVE OF ALLSAPARK!!!

Shadow: >:)

Sari: >:)

Jaz and Molly: Transform and Roll OUT!

Optimus: *glitches* Dam it you two!

Jaz&Molly: *smirks*