***THE NEXT DAY***
Aragorn: Y/n may I talk to you in private?
Y/n: yeah sure. *they go in another room* so whats up?
Aragorn: are you sure about this?
Y/n: about what?
Aragorn: dating a... a hobbit.
Y/n: why wouldn't I be? Im half-hobbit me self!
Aragorn: its just... Hobbits are known for being fairly greedy...
Y/n: ok so? your not full elf and you date an elf. *cough* who like Boromir *cough*
A/N: in this story Boromir is alive and not not dead. capishe? capishe.
Aragorn: THATS ASIDE FROM THE POINT!
Y/n: AND WHY DO YOU CARE?
Aragorn: I CARE FOR YOUR WELL BEING I DONT WANT HIM HURTING YOU!
Y/n: PERIGRAN TOOK WOULDNT HURT A FLY BITCH
Aragorn: DON'T CALL ME A BITCH Y/N Y/L/N
Y/n: DONT CALL ME BY MY LAST NAME THEN!
Aragorn: IF YOU HAVE A PROBLEM WITH ME CARING FOR YOUR WELL BEING SOMETHING I SERIOUSLY WRONG WITH YOU FUCKTARD
Y/n: IF YOU HAVE A PROBLEM WITH WHO I LOVE YOU HAVE A PROBLEM MR. ARAGORN!
Aragorn: SHUT UP
Y/n: YOU SHUT UP!
*in the other room*
Pippin: what are they yelling about Merry?
Merry: no idea Pips.
Kylaney: I can fix this!
Boromir: at least you can try.
Kylaney: Shut up Boro
*back in the argument room*
Y/n: WHY DONT YPU MIND YOUR OWN FUCKING BUISNESS AND STAY IN YOUR OWN FUVKING LIFE!?
Aragorn: WHY DOJT YOU NOT TELL THE HEIR OF ISLIDUR WHAT TO DO
Y/n: JUST BECAUSE YOU ARE ROYALTY DOES NOT MEAN YOU GET TO BOSSMAROUND ELVEN ROYALTY!
Kylaney: guys please... GUYS LISTEN UP
*Y/n and Aragorn shut up*
Kylaney: thank you! now why don't you both relax and have some tea?
Y/n: do we have green tea? 🍵
Kylaney: think so🤔.
Y/n: good *leaves to make tea*
Aragorn: I DONT WANT YOUR FUCKING TEA KYLANEY!
Kylaney: you on the other hand might just need a LONG nap.
Aragorn: hm, not a bad idea. *goes to take a nap*
Kylaney: yay! I solved something!
******TO BE CONTINUED*******
A/N: thank you for reading! just another fill-in chapter since I'm kinda tired today +I STILL have the flu. anyways, hope you enjoyed and next chapter will be out on 10/9/23! please comment requests if you have any because they always help! bye, Melons!
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Y/N x Pippin: Love at first sight
FanfictionTHIS IS WRITTEN AS A PLAY (just dialogue)!!! anywho, this is a story of y/n and pippins love. hope you enjoy and thanks to @laneynoir for letting me use her character Kylaney! enjoy!
