Germany [Kaisagi]

Chapter 3: im not a stalker

A/N: sorry for not posting :< 
exams coming up and i need to study and the only day im free to update is on weekdays (ironic isnt it?)

9:06 am

Yo_i:
so
when
can
i
meet
ness
...
hello??!?!?!?

6:38 am

Ka_serI:
sorry was at practice since its monday ykyk

Yo_i:
took u 9 whole hours?

Ka_serI:
+ school

Yo_i:
fuck u reminded me that ill have to leave in 2 weeks since i have school coming up again 🤮

Ka_serI:
My pleasure 😍

Yo_i:
answer my question 👽

Ka_serI:
uhh
u can meet him on
 wait

Yo_i:
on your mom?

Ka_serI:
stop

Yo_i:
no 😹

Ka_serI:
im threatening to cancel our arrangements rn

Yo_i:
i apologize pls forgive me

Ka_serI:
no <3

Yo_i:
whatever

Ka_serI:
ahnyways hes free oin thsady

Yo_i:
tuesday or thursday

Ka_serI:
u know what it is u little sjhit

Yo_I:
I genuinely dont jknow 😻😹

Ka_serI:
its thursday

Yo_i:
k
im free too‼️

Ka_serI:
cool
anyways
should i dye my hair

Yo_i:
why r u asking me??

Ka_serI:
my teammates r useless

Yo_i:
let me fguess
thery will say the opposite
my friendfs do that too

Ka_serI:
see u understand
they will say its bad even if its good

Yo_i:
and handsome if its ugly

Ka_serI:
look
nothing ever looks ugly on me

Yo_i:
k who asked

Ka_serI:
ur mom

Yo_i:
...

Ka_serI:
gotchu
uh hello?
hello?
damn bro rlly went offline 💀

"Kaiser get off the fricking phone." A voice came from the entrance.

"You're not my mom Theo" I sighed and clicked on Instagram.

"I may be not but we have a game tomorrow, have some rest."

"I can go to sleep whenever I want. Right Ness?"

"Huh? Oh yea!" Ness was also on his phone scrolling through his feed.

"You and Ness I swear..."

Ness giggled and went back to his previous action.

"You see Theo, we don't really give a fuck." I gave him a smile before lying down on my bed and turning my phone on again.

I could hear him sigh before getting out of our room. 

FINALLY.

I went to Yoichi's account and scrolled through his posts. Ahhh he looks so cute.

'Kaiser, you're being a bit of a stalker...' My good, nice and innocent side said.

'But he's cute! And it's not being a stalker, it's just scrolling through his pictures like any other.' My other side argued.

'We've already done that 4 TIMES!'

'WE'RE JUST CHECKING TO SEE IF HE HAVE POSTED MORE!'

'THEN WHAT ABOUT VISITING THE PEOPLE IN HIS COMMENT SECTION AND WRITING THEM INTO OUR BOOK?!?!'

'UGHHH SHUT THE FUCK UP!'

Despite the arguing of my wellbeing, I kept liking all the posts my little Yoichi posted, even if it's just him in his bed, complaining about Germany.

Maybe I am a stalker?...

...

...

...

Nah. This is just- fan behavior! Right- fan behavior. Nothing serious.

"Uh Mich- Kaiser? Are you okay? You've been switching expressions after expressions the whole time."

"It's nothing Ness. Mind your own business and keep stalking Nobaru."

"I'M NOT STALKING HIM!" He screamed in reply.

"and I hate him!" he continued.

"Doesn't excuse the fact that you comment on his every single post."

"Those were hate comments!"

"Not important." I smirked.

"Well... they do say a shameless person needs a shameless best friend in return..." I mumbled quietly.

Note: Nobaru from 𝙠𝙮𝙤𝙤𝙟𝙞𝙣. :L