Germany [Kaisagi]

Prologue: Who

Just great. I am stuck here in Germany while my parents are LOVINGLY having the best time of their lives travelling the world. Of course, I was going to go with them too but my flu said no. It was when we were staying for 1 night in Germany when I somehow caught a cold which led to a flu. 

Since my grandmother from my father's side was there, I was left with her to be taken care of. 

And why did it have to be Germany? I mean- it's Noel Noa's country but it's not like I can go anywhere out of this house. I can't even have my phone here. 

"Yoichi?"

OH FUCK- I jumped on the bed and pulled the blanket up to my shoulders quickly but this didn't escape her.

"Now why are you up so late?! Yoichi, have some rest!" Yeah have some rest after you forced me to study every German alphabet and words.  "Yes grann" I rolled over and pretended to drift away to sleep. 

Key-word: Pretended

When she turned off the lights again and closed the door, I shot out of my bed. Seeing an opportunity to get my phone out of my suitcase, I tip-toed there, holding my breath.

'Fuck where is it?! Did she hide it?' 

Wait a second- I looked to my left, finding a tall shelf. I looked up to see something- a little black line coming off the top. Well- I've just got to figure out how to steal it and put it back afterwards.

'How does she even get there with her tiny body?' I wondered.

I finally got my phone back after hours- I mean minutes of hard work. I turned on the phone, immediately getting blinded by the light. 

Fuck I should have put a darker wallpaper. I checked every one of my notifications, when I saw someone unfamiliar send me a message.

Ka_serI:
Hello~

What the fuck.

Yo_i:
Uh hi?
who r u??

Ka_serI:
oh i just found u in my 'Nearby' list

Yo_i:
u use that shit? 💀

Ka_serI:
i was bored

Yo_i:
not my problem

Ka_serI:
r u atleast 15 years old???

Yo_i:
no im 34

Ka_serI:
oh ew nvm

Yo_i:
how old are YOU?

Ka_serI:
no ur an old man get away from me 😒

Yo_i:
im not lol
i was joking

Ka_serI:
proof?

Yo_i:
is this an attempt of trying to know my face? 🤨

Ka_serI:
wanna meet up irl then
we live really close to each other

Yo_i:
no YOU could be an old man for all i know

Ka_serI:
@Kai_Impact
my instagram

Yo_i:
oh so ur 16?

Ka_serI:
yup~ now tell me yours

Yo_i:
@isa_chi

Ka_serI:
k

Yo_i:
Wait wait UR IN BATSRATD MCHEN?!??!

Ka_serI:
whats batsratd mchen?
i only know bastard muchen 🤯

Yo_i:
STOP WAIOT UR ACTUALLY IN BASTARD MUCHEN?

Ka_serI:
yup
in the u20

Yo_i:
thats actuaklly soc ool
so cool***

Ka_serI:
are you a fan?

Yo_i:
uh
yes

Ka_serI:
interesting 

Yo_i:
are u like
friends with ness??

Ka_serI:
wow
the first thing u do when u find out im in bm is
ask if i know ness?

Yo_i:
answer the damn question

Ka_serI:
ofc i do tf

Yo_i:
can i get his autograph
pls?????

Ka_serI:
wha-
no

Yo_i:
we can meet up
like next mornign

Ka_serI:
still no

Yo_i:
plsplspslpslpslsplspls

Ka_serI:
I DONT EVEN KNOW UR GODDAMN NAME
BUT U KNOW MINE

Yo_i:
its Isagi Yoichi

Ka_serI:
japanese? 🤨

Yo_i:
yea
caught a flu while travelling the world
so im just
stuck ehre ig

Ka_serI:
sucks to be u ig

Yo_i:
so can we meert up

Ka_serI:
im gonna ask him shut up for a sec
he said yes
he didnt know why i need his autograph tho

Yo_i:
isnt it painfully obvious u need it for a fan

Ka_serI:
hes just dumb liek that

Yo_i:
💀