Candid

Take One

UNEDITED:Sorry for all the mistakes,  I'm still looking for an editor for this book so if anyone is interested please PM me!!  Also there is a lot of cursing in these chapters!! 

"I love you Kiara."  Aaron said taking me into his arms.

Oh bite me.

"I love you too Aaron." I say,"I want to stay here in your arms forever."

Oh shit this dude is suffocating me. Can't breathe- need air-

"AND CUT!"

I immediately pull away from him and take a deep breath of air but that backfires big time when instead all I get is a lungful of my stupid co-star's suffocating cologne that makes me start to choke.

"Amazing isn't it?" Patrick Daten says,"Its my new line of men's cologne called The Patrick."

I'm still too busy choking on The Patrick to actually give him a response which would probably consist of kicking Patrick in his tiny little Patrick but thankfully for him my assistant, Danny, quickly hands me my robe pulling me a safe distance from him.

"Get me away from this moron before I end up killing him." I mutter to her and she quickly nods and leads me to my chair near the director.

"That was a great scene guys!" Our director Jason Radnor starts. He's probably a pro at this now, making cliché high school movies that is. He's made at least fourteen of them and for some reason he never gets tired of making the exact same thing over and over again.

It's always the same story: the player/bad boy/other stereotypical hot boy falls in love the quiet girl much to chagrin of the perfect and bitchy cheerleader.

Nowadays probably the biggest twist in the tale was the fact that the boy was a vampire or a werewolf or some other supernatural creature while the mean girl was a witch or something, who secretly had warts which she covered up with magic. Eventually the fragile human main character came to know the truth about the witch the next natural step would obviously make the witch resort to killing the puny human girl.

Yeah, zero to hundred pretty quick.

That plan never worked out well considering the fact that the dashing hero always came to the rescue of the fragile human girl, killing the evil warty witch.

Oh give me a break.

Here is a suggestion to wicked witch with the warts: Go to the dermatologist. I'll give you her number she works wonders on my face.

I mean seriously how much worse can her warts be than those monstrous puss balls that they call zits which just randomly appear on my face?

And here is a suggestion to the sexist shit who wrote the script: You deserve to be eaten by a hundred witches and warlocks with warts on their faces.

I mean seriously does the film world completley forget the fact that men can have acne too?That and why should only the warty witches get to eat the humans? I'm sure they'd be happy to have some warlock company too.

In fact they can all sit around a fire sing campfire songs about stupid fragile girls who can't seem to defend themselves and stereotypically perfect boys with no flaws whatsoever which I suppose you can only find in high school.