TheRealHawke : I hope you get run over by a train and your family watches you die a slow death.
Nika : Oh!
Demonspawn : I hope you fuckin trip and break your fuckin neck and live your life as a fuckin Vegetable.
Re-Re : Im not doing this today.
Re-Re has left the chat
TheRealHawke : Kys
Demon Spawn: do it for me weakass.
TheRealHawke : Wth man I almost snapped your fuxkisn neck back at Lazarus Island.
Nika : Oh no😱
Nika : Dami, what are u gonna say abt that?
Demon Spawn : You? Bitch with arrows? Snap MY neck?
Demon Spawn : Not even close.
TheRealHawke : U almost died why u playing?
Demon Spawn : Stfu
TheRealHawke : Im doxing u rn
Demon Spawn : Two can play at that game fucker.
Nika : ALRIGHT! PLAYTIMES OVER KIDDIES!
Nika: Time to start asking the real questions
Nika : Spill the tea 💅
Nika : What happened? Dont get me wrong I enjoy this but Im also curious
Demon Spawn : This Asshole Over here called me a gremlin to the press!
Nika : 😱
Nika : To the press???
Demon Spawn : TO THE PRESS!
Nika : 😱
Nika : Connor?
TheRealHawke : The 3ft Demon started. He called me weak hunter.
Demon Spawn : 3FT? ILL SHOW U 3FT WITH MY SWORD!
Nika : Calm urself.
Nika : Anyways
Nika : What did you say to trigger that response? We all know theres smt unsaid.
Demon Spawn : More then something.
Nika : Lil sus
TheRealHawk3 : I said That I have KILLED ANIMALS with my arrows multiple times.
Demon Spawn : HE ADMITED IT WIYHOUT HESITATION
Demon Spawn : Absoulute Sicko!
Nika : Dami You have killed humans.
Demon Spawn : ANIMALS ARE INNOCENT!
Nika : You slaughter children bro. Innocent CHILDREN.
TheRealHawke : Exactly. Ur not in any position to talk
Demon Spawn : slaughterED*
Nika : So.....
Nika : Fair fight?
TheRealHawke : I woke up to a snake choking me in my sleep.
Nika : ...........
TheRealHawke : Its Not a Fair Fight. Im getting a lion to claw him to pieces. 3ft of angst bout to be of 3ft nothing.
Nika : 3ft?
Demon Spawn : IM OUTSIDE HAWKE! WAITING FOR A REMATCH!
TheRealHawke : 1ft Angst 1ft Animals 1ft Sarcasm.
Nika : 1+1+1= 3
Nika : 👍
Demon Spawn : NIKA? ARE YOU GOING TO HELP ME OR NOT?
Nika : Im too comfy on my throne of death🤷♀️
Demon spawn has invited Re-Re into the Group Chat
TheRealHawke: Cant face me yourself?
Demon Spawn : NO! I CAN,
Re-Re : anyone invite me back into this tartarus forsaken place ill kill you.
Re-Re has left the chat
Demon Spawn : ...... Tartarus?
Nika : OH!
Nika : Speaking of Tarter sauce I need some with my fries!
Nika : Brb. Dont do anything too interesting till I get back!
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Damian Wayne Oneshots
FanfictionCute little oneshots surrounding Damian and his dysfunctional family/friends. Messed up timeline, don't blame me. Blame the speedsters in question, thank you. Tons of Robin 2021, and yes to all you Respawn touch-starved fans, there is lots of Respaw...