**At a restaurant**
"Would you like a table?"
Me: "No. Not at all. I came here to eat on the floor. Carpet for 5 please."
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Joke Thirty One
**At a restaurant**
"Would you like a table?"
Me: "No. Not at all. I came here to eat on the floor. Carpet for 5 please."
