Bsd Angst One Shots

Dazai feels sick

The door open fast and Dazai walks into the apartment swinging his arms childlishly as if he didn't just break into it. The brunette jumps onto the couch siting in his favorite place, puting his legs onto the small coffe table infront of the couch and taking the remote while doing so. After some moving around he finally finds a comfortable position and starts surfing through the chanells. While doing so he from time to time looks at his hand clicking the remote and finds himself fill with some unknown emotion everytime a particular angle makes the bones in his hand more visible. 

Dazai stops at one channel smirking slightly, it's a program about dogs. He gigles as one dog resembles the owner of this apartment horifingly a lot? It's even ginger. The brunette waches the silly dogs on the screen some more (even though he preferes cats) some more until a different rather big-for-a-dog-yet-small-for-a-human groans from another room signaling that he had just woken up. Dazai though doesn't think anything about it, again starting to surff through the channels, quite well for someone who doesn't even has a TV.

A door to one of the rooms opens and Chuya comes out, at first he looks a bit shocked as he sees Dazai, siting on his couch, in his apartment. And with legs on his table too! The shock-ness quickly turns into anger and he starts stomping loudly while walking in the direction of his couch to signal his pressence (not that Dazai needs it).

Btunette turns his head around with his brown curls bouncing, he smiles at the other. "Good morning chibi!" The said chibi even more angry now groans and reaches for the remote, unsuccesfully as Dazai stretches his hand to the right out of Chuya's reach. "What the fuck are you doing in my house! And how did you even get in!!!" 

Dazai only chuchles and goes back to staring at the screen not realy caring what's on it. Chuya frowns and quickly reaches for the remote this time succeding. Dazai fakes a shocked gasp even puting hands over his mouth. "Nooooo" Dazai whines falling onto his back and on the couch to dramatise even more. Chuya opens his mouth to tell the other to get.OUT but is struck with the unfortunate true that the still whining brunette obviously wont do as he says. Still he smack him in the head and walks to the kitchen. "OUCH! What was that for? I think my dog needs castration so he wont be so bad to his owner..." Chuya glares at him while taking out a pan. "Well sorry but it's my apartment if you dont want to be smacked in the head then get out and watch television in your place!" Dazai sighs and rolls over onto his stomach. "To your information I do not have the luxury of a TV, what is kinda weird since you are the dog."

A sound of something cracking is heard as the egg the readhead held broke from how hard he was holding it. "To your information I do not care" he said mocking the latter while turning on the sink to wash his dirty hand. "And I wanted to give you some of the food I'm making but for calling me dog your not getting anything." Dazai shrugged and got up also walking into the kitchen and siting at one of two chairs at the kitchen island. He layed his head on it. "Not that I wanted it anyway knowing you your probably a horrible cook" Chuya finished wiping his wet hands and grabbed the oil pouring a bit on the already hot pan. "All the people that ate my cooking said it's delicious, thank you very much." He finished their conversation with this and got to cooking instead. 

Dazai watched as Chuya grabbed a cutting board and placed it on the counter. Then reached for a tomato and a very sharp looking knife (The bandaged teen considered maybe stealing it later then the other wont be looking) He then also grabbed an onion and pepper started cutting one after another on small pices. With this done he took the board and with the help of his knife put all the content of it onto the pan. Chuya moved the vegetables around for a while and then took three eggs. At this part the brunette stared like a child at the satisfiying scane of Chuya cracking egg after egg onto the pan discarding their shells to the side. He must say Chuya does look like he knows what he's doing so the proposition from earlier seems a bit tempting now. Ignoring this for now, he continued glancing as Chuya moved both eggs and vegetables around the pan now sightly faster. Then he heard Chuya curse under his nose and saw him turning around. "Hey Jackass grab me a plate I forgot to take it out!" He said slightly amberessed that he needs to ask the other for help in something like this. "Cant you do it yourself~?" Dazai asked grining knowing damn well that he's being annoying "No it's gonna burn give me a plate or im gonna smack you again!!!" Dazai sighned and sat up from his very comfortable seat, opening one cabbinet and grabbing a plate, giving it to the other who immediantly snached it and put the food onto it.