Tammy: As your best friend-
Debbie: Lou is my best friend. You are 2nd-
Tammy: AS YOUR BEST FRIEND-
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Debbie: *trying to get the laptop to switch on* Blasted thing won't even switch on!
Tammy: *sarcastic* Yeah, it's hard to believe pressing the same button over and over isn't yielding any results
Debbie: I am the boss! It is not my job to know how to operate it. That's what an assistant is for. Lou, come over here and switch on this laptop
Lou: I'm not your servant, Ocean
Debbie: Oh we'll see about that...
***
Tammy: I left Nine and Constance to look after my house for two hours while I am out and they dumped three pounds of sugar in the dryer trying to make cotton candy
Lou:
Lou: Did it work?
***
Debbie: Lou and I are dating
Everyone: *gasping*
Debbie: Lou, I get the others but why the fuck are you surprised!
***
Tammy: Sorry, I didn't think you could keep a secret
Lou: I am an excellent secret keeper. I have kept all of your secrets!
Debbie: What secrets?
Lou: Oh no, no Debbie. I am not going to tell you because I am an excellent secret keeper
Debbie: *whispering* You'll tell me later?
Lou: *whispering back* You already know
***
*Daphne moving to Europe for a year to shoot a new show*
Tammy: Can't believe I am saying this but Daphne, we all miss you
Daphne: You guys are my best friends and I love you all
Amita: I can't believe what it's gonna be like without you around
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Extremely incorrect Loubbie/Ocean's 8
Fanfictionjust incorrect quotes on our favourite characters. nothing is original here. mostly are modified versions of so many incorrect quotes available online. I own nothing in this.
Incorrect Ocean's 8 quotes ~ 40
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