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Lou: Deborah Ocean you can go to H-E-double hockey sticks!
Debbie: Double hockey sticks? Can't you just curse like you usually do?
Lou: I could but Tammy's kids are here.
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Tammy: You know what strength is? It is forgiving someone who wasn't even sorry
Lou: No offence and I respect your opinion but I'll rather die
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Constance: *drunk* Guys, did you know, snakes have this thing called a hemipenis. It means they have two dicks
Debbie: *drunk* Lou has two dicks too. One in her night-stand drawer and one in her personality
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Constance: What accent does Lou thinks in? Is it her pure Australian accent or the adulterated accent?
Tammy: Whenever she is reading, it is pure Australian accent. So, she might think in Aussie accent too
Daphne: She lived here so long. I assume she thinks in American-mixed-Australian. What say, Debbie? You know her the most. What accent does Lou thinks in?
Debbie: Bold of you guys to assume she thinks
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Rose: Okay, if you took a shot every time you made a bad decision in your life, how drunk would you be?
Amita: Tipsy I guess
Tammy: I would be drunk
Lou: 100% Wasted
Debbie: Dead
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Lou: What was your first impression with Mr. and Mrs. Ocean?
Tess: Oh, it was wonderful. Mr. Ocean was so kind and supportive while Mrs. Ocean absolutely loved me! They said I am the daughter they never had!
Debbie: WHAT THE FUCK DID THEY SAY!
Lou: They said Tess was the daughter they never had. Focus, Debs
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Extremely incorrect Loubbie/Ocean's 8
Fanfictionjust incorrect quotes on our favourite characters. nothing is original here. mostly are modified versions of so many incorrect quotes available online. I own nothing in this.
Incorrect Ocean's 8 quotes ~ 40
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