Battered: Chronicles of a Pancakesexual Nymphomaniac

Naughty in the Diner

 I watched as the strawberry syrup dripped sensually down the golden brown form of the pancakes. The red covered the brown, leaving an erotic sticky mess behind.

 I loved it.

 I continued watching as the syrup eventually spilled over the plate making yet another sexy mess.

 "Oh, yeah baby! Spill that syrup! Ugh!" The plate of waffles on the next table soon joined in our fun. This was all too much.

 I looked to my right to see another stack of pancakes looking oddly in our direction. They seemed to be...enjoying themselves. I scoffed and looked back to my lover.

 "What a bunch of crepes!"