Astronomically Chosen || Zodiac Signs || Zodiacs

E x t r a- Incorrect Quotes

Hey! I have seen a couple of author's doing this Incorrect Quotes thing so I thought, why not do it? This chapter is totally not here because I am too lazy to write nor that I have my writer's blog. Nope.

Try guessing my moon and ascendant sign- Though I think I mentioned my ascendant here-

Also, what's your zodiac?

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Aries- peacefully sleeping

Sagittarius, on his ceiling- screeches in a cockroach-like voice

Aries- ARgHgrGHbrAHSEDCXSFHACDAXAAA

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Gemini- nEvEr gOnNa gIvE yOu uP~

Aquarius- nEvEr gOnNa lEt yOu dOwN~

Gemini and Aquarius- nEvEr gOnNa rUn aRoUnd AnD dEsErT yOuuUu!~

Libra- facepalming intensely

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Capricorn- kicks the door of Taurus's house open and drags Taurus inside

Capricorn- TAURUS'S SIS WHOSE NAME I TOTALLY REMEMBER, THERE'S SOMETHING WRONG WITH TAURUS, HE YELLED AT ME!!

Taylor- running towards Capricorn, HE DID?! MY BABY'S GROWING UP!

Virgo- sitting on the couch watching this unfold

Taurus from behind Capri and his sis- help me...

Virgo- N.O.

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Pisces- bickering about how his dad is the worst

Cancer- listening to him bickering

Scorpio- bursts through the door

Scorpio- Did someone say ✨dAdDy iSsUeS✨

Pisces-....

Cancer-.....

Scorpio-....

Pisces- HECK YES GURL-

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Sagittarius- Leo, we've been at this for hours now. My. Dress. Is. Fine.

Leo- shut up shut up shut up, this needs to be ✨PERFECT✨

Sagittarius- HELP ME YOU MISTAKE OF A BROTHER

Aries- This is what you get for scaring the sh*t Outta me

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Capricorn- c'mon! You know you care about me

Virgo- I couldn't care less

Someone, in a distance- trash-talking about how Capricorn should be banned from being the princess

Virgo- IF YOU DON'T SHUT YO MOUTH, IMMA SHUT IT FOR YOU

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The three Air signs in a sleepover

Gemini- bringing snacks

Aquarius- reciting a spooky story

Libra- Glued to her blanket cause she hella scared

Gemini- HEY BITCHES-

Libra- *screeches in an inhumane voice*

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Pisces- Please!

Scorpio- no

Pisces- Please!

Scorpio- No

Pisces- PLEASEEEEEE

Scorpio- NO

Cancer- Wha...?

Scorpio- he wants me to teach him how to defend oneself without a sword, but there is no way that I am tutoring a totally dumb*ss who has daddy issues and mommy issues.

Cancer- PFFTTTT

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The Fire Queen- Sagittarius, Leo, How the heck did my son break his back?

Sagittarius- Well , uh- you see mom- I-

Leo- My Queen, Prince Aries somehow managed to climb onto the ceiling of the Dresser's Room and fell down rather harshly.

The Fire Queen- Why would he do that?

Sagittarius- That unoriginal disgrace of a brother Tried to copy me, cause I like to climb onto his ceiling to surprise him. Keyword- TRIED

The Fire Queen- Death seems pretty right now-

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